I mean, it's obviously still a decent gig, but I don't think being host of The Tonight Show means as much as it used to.

I was under the impression Smingers did it.

That sounds horrifying.

It was a Simpsons reference. Calm down.

The prank was on Winston himself registering Nick as a sex offender. There's always a line at those places.

Sounds like it could be fun, but I'm going to wait and see how many meow meow beenz it ends up getting.

I honestly don't think there's ever been a more over-rated film. i spent the entire film waiting for something remotely interesting to happen and was so happy when the damn thing was finally over after what felt like fifteen terrible years. So fucking terrible!

But Tyrion's rapier wit will still be there, rest assured!

Jerkass Homer is the smoke monster. The real Homer died at the end of season eight…..on the way back to his home planet.

You thought of a bad Swartzwelder episode…..I like that.

You guys want some cookies?

It's been awhile, but the way you talk makes it sound like its been a lot longer than it has. Hell, if Dr. Dre managed to put out an album this year, I don't think its at all unreasonable to assume Frank Ocean could at least potentially get something out next year.

I loved The Report, but I'm not going to lie….the last few times I've tried watching the Late Show, I've gotten bored before they've even brought the first guest out. I guess it isn't viral friendly enough for the Fallon crowd, and possibly not political enough for the Comedy Central crowd.

Not completely. While its true they're going to give a couple of plays decent edits to keep some suspense as to who wins, its undeniable that they're going to try and edit things to place the winner in a good light. Reality shows aren't (always) scripted per say, but they do try to create a narrative and they want the…

I like Jeremy well enough, but I thought they laid the "it's all for family" stuff on a little thick. He expressed the same basic sentiments several times earlier in the episode and earlier in the season before the final tribal council. Maybe his win might have been a little more surprising had they been a little more…

There are people who love this movie???? I'm KHAAAAAAAANfused to learn this!

We need a few MORE editions of Star Wars, so that everyone can be happy about who did shoot first/at all, including a version where Greedo kills Han and the rest of the film has to edit the story around a now absent Harrison Ford.

Yeah? Well, I still own a VCR! I mean, I haven't used it in about a decade and I think it's in my parent's basement somewhere but I OWN IT!

A similar strategy was employed by candidate HODOR! in the last election.

They absolutely do. They just hope their followers don't. This is why they seldom quote said pop culture in its entirety.