Speed (Dating) 2: Cruz Control

Just one more thing the world has to blame Rob Schneider for.

Where's O'Neal these days? Not that Katie and others here don't do good work, but no one writes a brutal Cosby article quite like Sean O'Neal.

Taylor Swift: It was the best of times. It was the blurst of times.

I just spent way too much time trying to think of a clever alternative title for this fictitious photograph. You win, sir.

FINALLY a use for all my Taylor Swift photographs, poetry, homemade artwork, and that list of speculative titles for any Taylor Swift-related books I might write in the future that I made one time. Up until now, this stuff all just seemed like a gigantic waste of my time. To think I was about to toss it all in the…

I'm seeing double here! 32 Broke Girls!

"And they don't irrelevant actors on the covers of irrelevant Weezer albums, dude!"

They're more religious (but equally shitty!).

If you didn't want to keep watching after the first season, well, just be glad you didn't. This guy made some truly awful television.

All classics but I'd probably say either "Last Exit To Springfield" or "Rosebud" deserves the top spot.

I'm not a big fan of the "loved ones" episodes. I'm sure the visits mean a lot to the contestants, but until the loved ones leave, I always kind of feel like I'm watching an episode I've already seen.

So…..some effort?

Disagree. The opening of the documentary mentions explicitly that these events took place a long time ago.

I never realized Wiggleworth and Rodney are the same person!

It was…..once.

Or possibly his diminished glutes.

That King of the Hill episode is many years old and it should still be tonight's top pick.

Ditto Community (I know the last season wasn't on NBC but we're still only talking 2 years).

I don't know about Gilmore Girls, but even the regulars on The Simpsons are credited in the closing credits and Marcia Wallace was always listed as a guest star. And Diana Muldaur didn't make the opening credits on TNG. She was always listed as a special guest star (she was offered the chance to be a regular and opted…