The soundtrack is still great though

What is with mostly southern white folks and their whole “I’m 1/29th Native American” bullshit. And it’s always “My ancestor married a native princess” or some shit.  IF these fuckers had an speck of indigenous DNA it’s almost 100% came from a non consensual sex act. 

I’m honestly surprised it took them a full 4 hours to leave the scene, get back to the station, change back into their uniforms and drive back to the house they just shot at.

Who said he doesn’t?

Coach Gruden, please STFU. The tide has shifted. 

Slowly but surely Gary Larson’s prophecies are coming to pass. 

And I still feel weirdly guilty about it, because man, the people who managed to get past the stuff I didn’t like really seemed to enjoy it - like, ‘it was their favorite game of the year’ level enjoyment - but I just couldn’t get there. 

Same. I’m all for open-ended worlds where exploration is the word of the day, but if I spend 10 hours floating around with no clue what to do, maaaaybe the game should do SOMETHING for me.

And, of course, it goes without saying that OP also really really wants to say racial slurs...

Man, Outer Wilds is one of those games that everybody seems to rave about, and I just could not get into when it was originally on GamePass. It was everything I disliked about Majora’s Mask, plus physics-based controls that I just could not get a handle on. Like, it’s one of those games that I feel bad I didn’t…

Yeah, I was looking at the photos and thinking the meat looked horrible because all I saw was fat, so now that I know there’s very little actual meat in there, I guess i can save the money! Also, I realize there are people who like roasted chestnuts, but I’m definitely not one of them, so chestnut-like and funky as ta…

Yeah, this pretty much sums up America:

The Second Amendment is the only one that matters to them.

I think the reason so many of us aren’t really talking about climate change is because we’re fucking tired and hopeless. We’ve reached the point the characters reach in the final act - we’ve talked, we’ve advocated, we’ve “raised awareness,” we’ve supported politicians we thought would do something, and we’ve realized…

We're just a moon of the Sun.

Unfairly assumed? Have you watched any of the pre-release trailers and promotional materials? Developer interviews?

Go easy on Jay. The guy is clearly dealing with CTE.