Jesus dude, chill the fuck out; I don’t write for Splinter and I have only been learning about this complex political shitstorm (our government in general) for 3 years. But yeah, my response was rambling and not too clear so my bad.
What follows is unfortunately long as shit and I apparently have lost any skill to…

I don’t think so man. I’ve been gaming all my life and after PC gaming and even just the PS4 Pro options going back to a solid 30 simply doesn’t work for me. I WAS used to it and now i’ll never see it the same again. I can deal with variable even, stuttering I can handle but a constant 30FPS cannot be unseen I think.…

Starz really fucked this season up by demanding it to maintain the stylistic approach. Could have grounded this season with well written scripts but nope. As much as I love Fuller’s shows, they’re so fucking arty that the stories lose consistency. It worked okay in Hannibal (unreliability was part of the narrative)…

I assume now that the condemnations and endless news coverage will follow because all religions are welcome here! Also English is our national language and racism was fixed years ago right after the Bush 2 humbly won the war on terror in record time. ARE THESE FACTS?! Well they’re not truth. But truth isn’t truth so…

TL;DR: I have so many issues and confusing feelings about politics that this ended up going waaay too long and I still cut a couple paragraph out. The age thing was a dark joke after a politically confusing day with my parents, who since I moved to Florida are the only Democrats I can talk with about this crap. Found…

Too soon to call it. But at least this election i’ll actually learn about the candidates and their ups, downs and woopsie-daisies before voting in the primary. I’ll vote whoever seems to most left leaning (pro-regulation and anti-corporate attitudes will be most important IMO to make sure our country isn’t a…

Avoid people who carry guns on them or unlocked away in their home and continue doing nothing actively political besides staying informed and voting. I live in Florida, so it’s not like a have a congress person to write to. Also doing more drugs as this is required for continued intake of news cycle.
Come on liver,…

Fuck Joe, obviously. Bernie I wish I could say I would still vote for him but his subconscious separation of some of the minority population of the USA from “ordinary Americans” shook my confidence pretty bad. Booker is already a corporate lovah so if he runs..duh. Warren’s exclamation of going against some of the…

People are looking to play hero. That’s why handguns are dumb as fuck and totally unnecessary. Remember the asshole(s) who fired their gun at a fleeing shoplifter? Or the “good guy with a gun” who let the bad guy with a gun get away after he killed someone. These people open carry because they want to be a fucking…

You misread the pot thing and I elaborated on why I think that keeping *shotguns legal is unnecessary socially and absolutely necessary politically
Im kinda fucked up right now but I read my pot quote again and i’m pretty sure I wrote it right.
Damnit now im stuck on it.
UNLIKE POT (WHICH PEOPLE GET ARRESTED FOR ALL…

Disagree. A shotgun (despite my disgust of firearms, I have shot a regular shotgun, just don’t ask me details about it). My uncle (Wisconsin native) packs it with non-lethal shot and it can be used by pretty much anyone for self defense but it’s too unwieldy to accidentally be picked up by children or to be carried as…

I love when judges say that justice wasn’t done fairly or properly in a case but then defend it anyway. Like they’re powerless or something.

I loved this game at the time. So glad it looks like they’re getting back into actual body horror though. The gross/rare powerful mutations were amazing. (G and Tyrant for example) The little flying things, weak ass lickers and dear god the swamp monsters from RE7. Terrible. Just terrible.

Needs more wet slaps, needs…

What is it about the article title that makes my head hurt? Is it cyclical logic? 

Oof. I can’t do 30 anymore. At least not a stable 30. Tried it on KH3 and the controls basically turned tank on me. I don’t even do MP games so I never cared too much, but it’s super obvious in pretty games unless they hide it well. (RDR2's controls made it barely noticeable..the non-working vsync sucked though)

You mean something like this?

Ugh. They’re locking twilight zone into their streaming service? These morons need to start working together and lumping these into cable-type packages otherwise I will continue to pirate their shit in streaming 720p. (which is basically 480p). I can’t tell if their all shortsighted about the increasing saturation or…

During the first two hours of Left Alive I kept thinking “FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!” in my head. Game is seriously yoinked out of the early 00s as far as gameplay goes. Also it literally has no soul. Like...you can feel the massive empty chasm where the love would normally be.
Even in a bad game you can tell when someone…

Hm...what kind of handicap? We talking awkwardly aspergers or full on shittin’ your drawers Alzheimers? The sliding scale is long on this one.

Unless you’re shopping with untraceable currency, 2FA is kinda overkill. Use proper passwords and you’ll be fine. 5-6 word patterns with at least a 4 digit combo on the end. That’s fucking proper. Not replacing letters with numbers which is the most common password technique and drives me nuts. “How did you guess?!”…