Nothing says “I understand inequality” like marrying into a royal family. A literal symbol of pervasive and destructive inequality.

Congrats. After years and years of work you finally passed what should have been a fucking rule since at least when electronic databases were invented and will do absolutely nothing for gun violence because we’ve become so fucking oversaturated with guns that it doesn’t matter. Like pot, someone who wants one legally…

It’s weird but despite loving it the first time around, I recently replayed about half of the game and couldn’t help but think it didn’t age great. I started seriously PC gaming about a year ago and I think it’s ruining console games for me. Lookin at you Kingdom Hearts 3. 60 FPS! Now 20! Now 30! chill dawg. Lemme set…

I was trying to figure out what the fuck a PC store is for way longer than I should have. Digital storefronts is a much more accurate way of describing them.

Damn that totally went over my head. That’s like 4chan quality joking. So awful that my brain refuses to make the connection.

Spot on impression of the internet in the late 90s and early 00s. 

A lot of after school programs tend to be staffed by teachers. Especially if they’re at the school. They were teacher, in a class, with students and wouldn’t allow a bathroom break (very teachery). My dad was a teacher at a college for a year just for the extra cash. Has no qualifications for teaching.

The fuck is this shit? Just because he’s famous or because he unnecessarily tried to frame a movement that already does this shit on the regular? 

I’d prefer they not do the math at all. When I delivered pizza and someone would take the time to do the math down to the decimal (trying to whole number their checkbook or whatever) drove me nuts. Write a tip and sign. That’s all ya need. Also delivery people, get a goddamn mini clipboard and a pen light.

It’s baffling they didn’t take this and make it their next single player experience. The general gameplay is there and way more fun than they usually pull off. Especially true after fucking Andromeda which I recently went back and tried to play again. Still terrible, even on a new gaming PC.

They’ve made it harder to become a citizen since Trump was elected. All legal paths are more difficult now. And if you’re from a banned country you’re definitely fucked. What’s weird is that during Bush 2's reign the program was put in place to recruit highly vetted immigrants to assist the government with language…

Wouldn’t be so sure of that. He’s never mentioned it and deregulates industries that cause such cancers. I could picture him visiting a children’s ward and asking a terminal kid if they got make-a-wish before they died, then criticizing their choice.

We are not the fucking world police. Our allies probably see Trump in a similar way but they don’t invade our country to help with a coup. Because it’s NOT THEIR FUCKING COUNTRY. 

I didn’t say anything like that. I am nowhere near smart enough or intelligent enough to work in politics. The problems are extremely clear though. If you can’t see the issues with the things I stated then I dunno what to tell you, you may be missing part of your soul.

No thanks, I don’t belong to a group that is proactively evil. Don’t get me wrong, most Democratic politicians are useless and just as corrupted by wealth and corporate lobbying as Republicans. But at least they don’t make it their mission to take away people’s personal rights (They can have guns but a woman’s right…

Im ahead of the curve I guess because I have only eaten dinner most days for like 5 years. I ain’t got time for two other meals. Coffee does the job fine. That’s barely fasting though.
True benefits from fasting come after the third day of a water fast and weight loss sure as hell isn’t one of those benefits. I healed…

I thought the Murphy Brown character was a black female lawyer till I saw the commercial for the reboot. 

Didn’t the people of New York (the ones who would be affected by it the most anyway) not want the HQ? 

Stop and frisks logical and practical? Sure guy from 50 years ago, sure.

Is Colorado really the bastion of common sense that it seems to be?