3 points of importance here:

Come on, this is so obvious. It’s God using his Divine Searchlight to find the people who weren’t engaging in sinful behavior, and therefore didn’t cause the earthquake, so that He can personally protect them from all harm. It’s like the Batsignal, but in reverse.

I never noticed the frowny face. That’s a real downer.

Nothing interestingly stupid that we know of, anyway...

Actually, it’s true that Irma and Harvey were direct messages from Yahweh. By sheer coincidence, global climate change created Jose and Katia at the same time. The Big Guy Upstairs had nothing to do with those, and BOY GOLLY, is he embarrassed.

Let’s be honest, compared to this guy W was Gabriel Garcia Fucking Marquez