I want to die. All my miserable friends want to die. Let’s all take a suicide pact and drown in wine y’all.

YES YES YES YES. I’m so glad my family isn’t the only ones who like this idea! Yes California is a website about this very idea, apparently there’s a referendum in 2019 where we can vote to secede! I am drunk on wine and very miserable right now, but this is my one hope.

That’s very grim. To think that a person elected “President of the United States” has a vindictive agenda right out of the gate is sickening. First is free press, then... as Pastor Martin Niemöller put it.

God bless Van Jones for drinking the fuck out of his coffee instead of beating the life out of Corey Lewandoski like he really wanted to. I would have done it for him.

James Buchanan? Whose Presidency preceeded the Civil War?

Wonder whether the florist, caterer, minister, photographer, reception center etc. will have a religious objection and legally be able to discriminate against you too.

To the media companies who fluffed this motherfucker for ratings:

Prosecuted by Attorney General Rudy Giuliani.

This election has brought on so much PTSD. After being the victim of workplace bullying recently, watching a man bully his way into the highest office in the world makes me sick to my stomach. Trying to process this all has been really hard. I just want to hug my pillow and cry myself to sleep. Maybe the funny…

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I thought Brexit was Bad.....but turns it out it was just the warm up act. I look forward to seeing George A Romero’s vision coming true. The Zombie Apocolypse can’t come quickly enough.

To CNN for hiring those fucktit douchebag racist fuckfaces to defend Trump:

I was going to write a long thing but I drank my sorrows away. I’m so ashamed. Me and my family are fucked. This wasn’t just about red vs blue, real shit was on the line. I’ve never felt so hopeless.

Pacifica! I’m barely joking. I have no jokes left.

According to Omarosa, he has been keeping an enemies list and is already deciding who he is going after first. I am not making this up.

I’m ready for the United States of the Pacific

I just told my boyfriend that I loved him a couple days ago. He said it back. I wonder if we’re still able to get married if it comes to that. I’m heartbroken on a thousand different issues.

Now is a good time for us on the West Coast to secede. I think we’re done with all that “United States” bullshit. Because tonight absolutely proved it’s bullshit. Unequivocally.

eight years ago to the day, i thought anything was possible...now, i think, everything is lost.

I’m surprised the anchors on right now are keeping so composed right now and poker faced. I really want Wolf Blitzer or Anderson Cooper to say ‘...the Fuck is going on?’

As a black man who talks white enough to fit in to white suburbia well I am surrounded by coded racism constantly. I couldnt be less surprised by this if I tried. 8 years later there are still allegedly intelligent and credible people who believe Obama is the secret leader of ISIS because hes black and his fucking…