Everybody cared about Henry VIII’s boner. His boner created the Church of England.

Hey, dumbass. You know you could easily fit a single piece of jewelry worth thousands of dollars into a diaper? Here’s another fun fact that folks might know if they cracked open a book and read about Batista: By the time of the revolution, nearly one-third of Cubans lacked adequate housing and safe drinking water.…

No disrespect to your teacher personally, but if her family was being hunted down by the communists and she had enough valuable jewelry that she had to find ways to smuggle it out of the country, that may tell you something about what kind of family she came from.

Honest question,

I bet he died laughing his ass off.

Even he didn’t want to deal with Trump presidency.

When we get nuked, I ain’t even gonna be mad.

Donald Trump summoned the most visible members of the press corps—television news reporters and the executives of their networks—to his gilded apartment building, where he sat them in a boardroom and acted out his best version of The Apprentice in an off-the-record meeting

I think it would be more surprising if he didn’t.

How the fuck is this happening. how the fuck is this guy the elected president. I want out. Where is out???

I donated $4o.00 to Mother Jones last week. Will have to remember to subscribe to the other publications that were blackballed by Dumbass Donald. WaPo and NYT. It’s the only leverage I have in this skirmish.

Too Late......he’s already humiliated the entire country.

Calling the press liars... Reminds me of a German leader. 

i want gawker back :-(

Fun fact! My dog has had exactly one incident of rampaging through the house and destroying shit. He pulled all my books off the bookshelf, shuffled through them, and then tore apart/ate the religious ones only.

It’s a rock with an apple inside.

I totally agree.

Yeah, I really can’t get with the subtle slagging on people who want to be optimistic or try to make positive changes in their life. Even if the result is someone who is annoying sappy, that’s not really something I want to discourage people from trying to do.

They used to stuff fragrant stuff in there to block out the stench of dead bodies/general poor sanitation.