You know what else starts with a hard C?

I don’t think that’s coincidence.

Every sentence in this story is a shining jewel.

Tenkar is complex. He does a really good job at keeping the community apprised of troublesome people in the industry -- he has wrote reams about Ken Whitman, for example -- but doesn’t have a lot of empathy.

My friend Gary suggests that you had rakdos puns up, but if you keep going, you might boros. I know, I couldn’t resist, and that’s azorius-cuse. Selesnya say the better. But what does Gary know? Get out of here. Golgari.