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Because hope doesn’t do shit? We could all just sit on our hands and hope Trump turns it around somehow and that that climate change thing works itself out, but positive outcomes don’t arrive through hopes and prayers and wishing on a star. Hoping a bratty teenager somehow becomes a functional adult by going through

It’s America’s particular strain of Christianity dating back to Calvinist Puritans’ concept of grace: if you’re destined for heaven that grace will be reflected in your Earthly life.

This article obviously should have clarified that Harry Styles is not, in fact, an underage teen boy incapable of giving consent.

Um, this is about money, so it’s the fault of those people who were among the many victims of the holocaust.

Whether or not Penn State served a harsh enough penalty for its complicity and whether or not Penn State’s fans have shown enough remorse doesn’t change the fact that anyone suggesting a victory in a football game has anything to do with “the healing process” is incredibly offensive. Penn State’s football program

Overturning Roe v. Wade is number one with a bullet on the agenda of over half of the Republican party, including voters and representatives. You’re the problem with Trump voters. You don’t either don’t know what actual policies are or don’t care.

The doctor is . . . a woman!

Make American Vaccinate Again

This is the only correct response.

Look up Wendell Davis.

Is this really what the flag is supposed to mean; it’s a symbol of military service? When anyone salutes the flag or says the pledge of allegiance they are declaring their respect for our military past and present, not the ideas and principles that serve as the foundation of our country? Why not just skip this whole

I’m going to say it’s Zika.

What makes Hillary less trustworthy than Bill, and what makes anyone think that her presidency would be substantially different than her husband’s two terms? I don’t recall anything so disastrous about the 90s.

This is one of my least favorite conservative arguments — that liberals are disingenuous in their racial progressiveness, with the implication being that conservatives shouldn’t have to feel guilty for their prejudices because liberals are really prejudiced too. “It’s okay that we’re racist because we’re honest about

I'm sorry, but I don't see how there was a "quarterback friendly environment" on the Bears prior to Marc Trestman taking over. They consistently had below average receivers, one of the worst offensive lines in the league, and questionable offensive scheming, not to mention a head coach for whom the offense was always

No, it's not just hillbillies. Read Faulkner.

Soft helmets would have people getting their necks snapped.

Is the argument that moving screens shouldn't be called during the end of games, or that this moving screen shouldn't have been called at this point in the game? Because while I might understand the former, I have a hard time accepting the latter after watching the replay. Sure, moving screens happen with frequency