Another yawner... I think it’s time for me to start saving up for a switch.

Yes, the friendship that is ending is her friendship with Bowser. She didn’t want to be rescued

Mario got friendzoned

Ah, but it ends their trip of friendship, because they’re about to no longer be *just* friends!

Because the real princess toadstool was the friends we met along the way

Peach, while truly appreciative for being saved, never saw a future for herself living with a mass-murdering plumber from another world, and ultimately ended up friend-zoning Mario.

Also, what the hell is a trip of a long friendship? Again, though, Peach was probably scribbling this onto the wall of her cell with a pointy rock she found.

They rhymed Mario with Hero?