Funny, since that’s basically how I dressed all the past few years since hipster lumberjack is back in. Of course, skinny-ish jeans and well-fitted plaids.

Weirdly, I’ve never had anything but success with storing basil in water, but failed at storing other herbs in exactly the same fashion. I find that the basil will wilt badly for the first 6-8 hours it’s in the water, then by the next day it’s perked up completely and looks good as new.

My yearbook is a treasure trove of pictures of me in baggy t-shirts and cargo pants. Because... I did not have a sense of style. I also can’t blame anyone but myself for the pictures being in there, though, since I was the editor-in-chief of my high school yearbook (big surprise, I was a huge dork in high school).

Get this; we named our black cat “Jaguar”, and our grey cat “Smokey.”

... then she posted it in 2016 with the “hahaha lolz not politically correct” bs, so she’s very much to blame for being a shitty human.

Ugh. Yes. That sucks. I’m sorry to hear that.

Fuck. I’m going to miss all of your writing, seriously. These departures are awful.

I’m with you. I’ve taken my stand on this before, but the official Chris Order is 1) Evans, 2) Hemsworth, 3) Pine, 4) Pratt.

It was actually a bit more intimate; my dad was friends with his brother from college, and we all took a boat out to some island somewhere to have a picnic together as families (Linc and his brother’s family, plus my family). This was over 20 years ago, so I was still a little kid. But years later all I remember was…

@ICEgov will be sharing stories of the brave men and women who put their lives on the line every day with the sole objective of protecting our nation

Ellie, I had lunch with Linc Chaffee on an island when I was a child. He was exactly as memorable as you would imagine; which is to say, I had to ask my dad a couple weeks ago whether or not Linc Chaffee was actually at that lunch or not.

Yeah, I’ve always said that HSI, while part of ICE, is distinct enough that I don’t tar them with the same brush as regular ICE agents. They do things like investigate art smuggling, or child pornography, or other actual real crimes. In the last year or so they’ve incredibly been coopted into doing immigration even…

Shit.

Women are fucking rocking it and it’s so fucking exciting.

(2) Convince 2 republican senators and the entire Dem caucus not to show up for work, Texas 2003 style.

Christ, I just went from internal screaming about Anthony Kennedy to grinning like a maniac.

I’ll take 1,000 Anthony Kennedy’s over a single Samuel Alito.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuckity fuck. Fuck-damn-it you fuckhole, you fucking couldn’t fucking wait until fucking next fucking year you fucking inconsiderate fucking arggggggh fuck.