A-B- fucking wrecked my day yesterday, as I’m sure it did yours... but thankfully this denatz thing is probably pretty limited to only a few thousand people, which means that 99.9% of naturalized citizens will be fine.

I mean, I’m fine. But there’s probably a bunch of abuelos and abuelitas out there who aren’t going to be.

The Last of Us is one of the games that makes me really wish I had a Playstation. Damn you console exclusives!

The worst part is that it’s so obviously just a really bad joke to explain why the town of Sheboygan, Wisconsin is called that; like... the joke only works in English, which is why it’s a super bad joke.

The most worrying part of this active attempt to hunt down people who were “wrongfully” naturalized is that it’s going to get a lot of people who have been citizens for decades or longer. The people they’re claiming to be targeting are individuals who got picked up crossing the border illegally back in the days when…

This is a fucking devastating decision that will cause untold harm across the entire asylum system; and mark my words, it was done almost exclusively with the purpose of preventing vulnerable Central American families, usually mothers and their children, from arriving at the United States to seek protection.

Most of the women have been imprisoned at the SeaTac location for less than a week. The congresswoman said the women referred to the facilities run by the Border Patrol as “‘dog pounds,’ because of inhumane fenced cages, and the ‘ice box,’ because temperatures are frigid and detainees are given no blankets or mats.”

“The Avengers” is pretty bad, too. Like, vengeance is pretty universally accepted to be a bad emotion to deal with, and a bad reason for doing something.

“I protest everything you’re making me do” said the man who was doing everything that he was asked to do without any delay.

Dare I say most suburbanite white parents are just like that. They don’t sit around the house calling black folk niggers. That’s gauche. That’s what the lower class whites do. Simultaneously though, they seem to be completely incapable of checking the behavior of their own genteel (shitbird) kids.

And earlier today it came out that a father committed suicide last month after he was forcibly separated from his family after crossing the border illegally and requesting asylum after the family was apprehended.

Correct; immigration court is a civil process, so there are no speedy trial rights.

50,000 is big enough for me to forgo the Big City.

Decisions granting asylum or another type of relief now take over twice as long as removal decisions. Relief decisions this year on average took 1,064 days - up 17 percent - from last year. Wait times in Houston, San Antonio, Chicago, Imperial (California), Denver, and Arlington (Virginia) now average over 1,400 days…

I mean, all teenagers kinda suck sooooooo....

Ah, a DUI and misdemeanor drug possession. Definitely deserved to have his throat slit by a drug cartel!

You’ve spoken very openly about your own struggles, so I can absolutely see how much this would hurt. Stay strong and just know we here at Jezebel are with you :)

.... no. Don’t go down that path. Come on. Bourdain was a damn minor bit player in the entire #MeToo movement.

It’s definitely tough. I’m sorry his death is hitting you so hard, and my honest sympathies go out to you! I think you’re right that Bourdain’s best quality was that, even if he failed sometimes, he always tried to be a good person. And that is so, so important in this world.

Though, you almost have to wonder how much worse they are than the current detention facilities.