Of course he’s not going to be fired. He’s just going to suddenly choose to pursue other clients, after having the honor the serve the President Trump, and obviously it will have nothing to do with his actions yesterday and today. I mean, c’mon. He was mayor during 9/11, guys. 9. 11.

Ellie, are u okay?

Your name is so wonderfully appropriate here. I presume you’re one drink away from the Hedgehog Song yourself ;)

and also allow Williamsburg to be swept away in the next “super storm.”

Yeah, Giuliani has been a crank for years and I guarantee his primary value as a lawyer at a firm is for his connections, and not his legal acumen.

The best part is that isn’t even the first time Giuliani has gone on TV and made a huge problem for Trump. His statement about the Muslim Ban played a large role in Trump losing multiple rounds of that fight!

You’re correct, but in that sense the use of “male/female” is almost adjectival. “Suspect is a white male” could be rephrased as “A white male suspect,” which is where I suspect that particular police/army phrasing came from.

start using women as an adjective which is incorrect and drives me crazy - women doctors, women entrepreneurs, women musicians, etc. STOP THAT.

Female is appropriate as an adjective; “A female doctor,” “a female coworker,” “a female patient.” It can also be used to describe an animal; “The female was observed marking her territory by spraying urine on the door.”

One of my favorite Colbert Show bits was his insistence that he literally did not see skin color. He’d say “Now, people tell me you’re African-American but I don’t see skin color. Can you confirm that?” Always cracked me up.

Another thing to note is that if you read the indictments, you’ll see that the alleged “caravan members” were actually arrested in two groups, one group of 18 who were detained on Friday and included 14 Central Americans, 3 Indians, and one Mexican, and one group of 7 who were detained on Sunday (and who only two are…

.... what the fuuuuuuuuuck.

There’s an... infamous... reddit story about the cum box, which was a cardboard box... instead of a towel.

Yeah, this sounds very reasonable. I’m also for very strong labeling and other requirements for edibles in legal states, because that stuff is sometimes packaged in a super-dangerous way for unsuspecting kids.

That’s what frustrates me about these “well he never did anything bad to me” letters. Because obviously people are not either all bad or all good. Every single one of us as a person has been undeservedly shitty to at least one other person in our lives. Even if we’re saints 99% of the time, I guarantee each one of has…

I.... what?

You get a free T-shirt with the training!

You need Jesus.

The GOP used to be pro-immigrant, and was until very recently when it’s been taken over by the nativist wing.

Totally get your joke, but I’m also going to be the facts buzzkill! One of the reasons that someone from Honduras making that claim might win asylum is the fact that Honduras is substantially more corrupt than the United States (so less likely than anyone would get arrested and more likely that a person would actually…