How about the awareness that he doesn’t have that experience? When has Simmons not come correct? Does anyone give him credit for his pointed critiques of the NBA’s problematic history with race? The anecdote about leaving Oscar Robertson alone out of respect?

That's probs when you stopped having a sense of humor

Oh come on, don’t burnish Deadspin by pretending that was a possibility. Karlie Kloss does not wear Old Navy. There’s no “omg” in the jealous haters attempt at self-awareness. It’s more like, wow, do you read yourselves? Is a complete lack of dignity the sole requirement of being a gawker slave?

People do care about Bill Simmons. No one gives a fuck about Deadspin. Isn’t that why y’all can’t keep the man’s name out of your mouth? Are you proud to work for a media empire for and by half-literate who use the man’s name to get click money? And Deadspin, can you PLEASE stop referring to Simmons supporters as a…