They’ll probably come out and say this article is satire.

Thanks you too!

This is gorgeous!!

Also, if you get your nails done by a professional, you are an elitist bitch supporting the caste system. Gawker rocks today and it’s not even 10am in CA :(

If Tay tweeted at me or liked one of my instagrams I think I would die. I think it’s crazy though how a lot of her younger fans place SO MUCH VALUE on this and urge everybody to spam her through notifications so she’ll comment or like.

I saw these posts too. Absolutely horrible.

I love love love this series but I’m always saddened by the inevitable, “Omg why would you do that weird thing for your wedding. I had no bridesmaids and only spent $5 on my whole wedding because it was all about love, shame on you for wanting to keep other people happy or for wanting a big expensive party for your…

Yep! That attitude (“it’s just a party”) helped us pick our venue. We looked at like 30 venues, then were narrowing it down slowly. During this, I read A Practical Wedding, where one bride said, “People thought we were crazy for only looking at one venue. I would tell them, we’re throwing a party here, not buying the…

We have the same wedding date and feelings! Twinsies!

Your patronizing “it’s great that you’re concerned about your pill” is so tone-deaf. When President Cruz or Rubio or Walker or whoever the fuck else erodes reproductive rights even more, and adds at least one or two more justices to SCOTUS to make sure that those decisions are copper-fastened, there will be many many…

Sameeeee I just CANNOT make a nice ponytail. I think it’s because I have bangs but also because I’m an idiot

I literally can never make my hair look good in a ponytail. It seems like the most basic thing in the world and yet I just cannot achieve it.

Oh, yes I am. I’m sorry :( Best of luck!xo

I know! Right now I feel mine’s still so far away that it’s too early to plan things! APW definitely talks a lot about the open bar option, and talks about how to combat “people’s opinions!’ haha. I can’t remember if it mentions about photo booths specifically although I do like the selfie booth idea! You could do…

I’m an immigration lawyer! Can I help??

I’ll talk weddings with you! Have you read A Practical Wedding? I used to think a videographer was absolutely essential. (Getting married July 2016 - he wants a videographer, I’m not too pushed on it). In APW, she talks about photos and videos and says, it’s cool for a while, you’ll watch it a little, and then it’ll…

I don’t think that’s fair.

I know some people like that and I’ve learned to just put up with them even though I honestly consider it kind of shitty. My biggest fear is like, what if something ever happened to them and you just didn’t know because they were never good at being in touch.

Self care is the best care! You look great :) Super cute dress

Met in LA when we were both working at a summer camp after my junior year in college. Dated long distance for two and a half years (LA to Ireland) while I finished college and did a one year master’s. It wasn’t “easy” per se but one of the reasons I think it worked out well for us is because we didn’t put a lot of…

All this. “Let me just go post this on Jezebel so people can bash this dude with me bc I’m feeling sad.” Girlfriend, it is your body, and you had a right to stop the sex. But Jesus, if you’re totally blind as to why this guy acted the way he did... Don’t ask him to meet for drinks in a month or whatever. Give it lots…