Burfict is unlikely to learn anything unless the NFL hits him with a fine, and then, immediately and without warning, justification, or explanation, hits him with a much bigger one.

When I was a kid, our cat had an unexpected litter of kittens. I named them all after kickers and punters — Jan Stenerud, Uwe Von Schammann, Tony Franklin... I was a weird child.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Right? It’s so Vikings!

That’s a ram, not a goat.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 1 800 273 8255. Don’t be ashamed to ask for help when watching terrible football. Titans-Jaguars this Thursday. Get help, folks.

Was at Game 2, 5 rows behind where Konerko’s grand slam landed. The fireworks were going off right behind us, yet you couldn’t hear a thing. People tend to forget how absolutely dominant the White Sox pitching staff was in the playoffs that year, probably because no one watched it.

Promo Code: BURN

It would have been hilarious if he killed, like, a brand-new character who only appears in this scene, and wasn’t visibly in the lineup last season. And everyone reacted with like, “Oh, no! He killed Jimmy!” “Not Jimmy!” “Poor Jimmy!”

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

+7-12 tall boy labatt blues before noon on game day

As a vaper who uses the designated smoking areas at work, I whole heartedly agree.

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

can’t blame him for trying to get a leg up

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Believe it or not, adopting, in some cases, can be way more expensive than fertility treatments (granted you have insurance coverage).

The Avatar Supremacy (2018)

Double or nothing says he eats it.