I found myself fondly reminiscing the days when tying your dog in its crate to the roof of your car was an authentic election season scandal. Life was simpler then.

They don’t have knees on that bottom image. Photoshop of horror just in time for Halloween.

Hey Slot - put your tech wizards on this to enlarge the pages. It’s even more laughably bad than you think it’s gonna be!

HOW IS YOUR SISTER A TRUMPETTE?!

No. No one has ever said believe everything and never question anything with respect to sexual assault.

What people say is:

“Believe. Then investigate.” Ms. Erderly failed to follow through with the second prong of that statement.

Really it’s just journalism 101. Get a 2nd source to confirm, or don’t report it. It doesn’t matter if it’s rape or genocide.

Street kickball waiting for the bus. If a car was coming, we’d all start shouting “CAR!!!!!”, clear the road, wait for it to pass, and then resume play.

Jesus christ. What an unbelievable douche.

He needs a smack with a newspaper across the back of his head.

O.o

This guy is a fucking asshole.

Quiet. . . They’re getting near the Oliver paddock.

Yes, but it’s a MALE helicopter, which is sooooo much better then those emasculating, browbeating female ones. It also fits perfectly into the “silent dad” narrative, where kids like he was in the sixties grew up watching Bambi’s dad stare at him from a crag, then run off, as the epitome of good parenting. Do one…

...woman inherits the earth?

Valley Libertarian BINGO!

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