well, girlfriendbeater.

Q: How do you like them apples?

I think the statement, “grab her by the brain” makes men pause and then think about exactly what that implies. And, by definition this is 100% consensual.

You mean “theater nerds”?

I have see-thru pants.

I’d rather just have a dude grab me by the pussy and be done with it. Being grabbed by the brain sounds like it would have more long-term and possibly deadly consequences.

That’s not a legitimate political view though, it’s just blatant misogyny. Definitely a defriending offense if ever there was one.

both Obama and host Seth Meyers made jokes about Trump said to deeply offend the “billionaire,” enough, perhaps, to fuel his current political aspirations.

Of course you would- the other two are already dead!

I stand corrected. It’s awful bigly of me to accept my mistake.

+1 baby hands round of applause.

And your bully had bigger hands...

I think “fiction lies” was my favorite line of the night.

“I can palm a basketball, just ask Sean Hannity.”

You weren’t the only one.

“And of course I think my father will always do the right thing. That’s the type of person he is.”

Did anyone else laugh when it was the topic of immigration and Trump is rambling with sentences like “We will be doing very much better with Mexico, we’re going to improve the process bigly.”

He clearly doesn’t understand this because he’s a moron.

No good?