I don’t think Marco Rubio can run on both tickets at once.

Those hands

Schools really need to start teaching what a joke is or isn’t.

Go figure Dave Matthews was campaigning with Kaine in Colorado recently.

Dave Matthews Band usually waits until they’re onstage to shower crowds in unfathomable amounts of shit.

Do you remember when Ted Cruz was spouting off about carpet bombing (which verse was that in the Bible? I can’t remember) and Obama went on the record saying essentially “That is a literal war crime. We are bombing as much as intelligence allows.”

Damm it Orange Slug you are not going to to make me cheer for Connie Rice? How am I getting nostalgic for neo con Cold War hawks who are genuinely responsible for a load of the crap were are dealing with? 2016 stop I want to get off this crazy train.

Paging Chuck Tingle. We’ve got your next plot all tied up and begging for it.

Trump disparaging a former female Secretary of State?!?! I’m so shocked my cock just blew off, turned into a penis drill missle and burrowed itself deeply into my brain, killing me.

Was that wrong? Was I not supposed to do that? I tell ya, I’ve got to plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when we first started this campaign that that sort of thing was frowned upon...

This reminds me of when I was a nurse in a locked inpatient elderly psych facility. We had a policy that if a patient completely lost their shit we’d call and have them shipped over to the ER for assessment. Psychotic breaks in elderly psych patients can be because of things like urinary infections or other health…

They kill people with tazers too.

This is what pisses me off about this. In most mental health care facilities workers are generally paid less than $12 dollars an hour to non-violently deescalate situations like this. My mom worked in a group home and got punched so hard that she had a black eye for over a month, and if she had retaliated or hurt…

Not that I’m aware of. I’ve read they’re quick to use them on mentally ill people though.

Trump is incapable of dealing with a woman his age on a level playing field when she doesn’t work for him, sleep with him, isn’t in a bikini, and is smart and capable. He just has no idea how to deal with her - so he doesn’t. He attacks Bill, who’s a man. Now he can attack Obama. He is attacking AROUND her because he…

There’s one in every family. If your family doesn’t have one, it’s you.

FYI, Election Day is November 8, not November 9.

Even her voice breaks when she talks about her mom.

I don’t want it to happen but I kind of do.