And you’d know all about pussies wouldn’t you Ms Slocombe.

How many of these cease and desist letters have I filed this year? I think I’m on 60 but here we go again:

Any dude who asks me to close my eyes and then tickles me in the ribs, can explain what happened to his dick at the hospital.

My latest book was picked as The Guardian’s Book of the Week and I’m kind of freaking out about it — in the same way that a dog will go Gonzo for his favorite frisbee. It was announced online on Tuesday, and in print today! https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/may/16/silage-bethany-w-pope-review-poetry-as-salvation

Americans drive badly in Canada so they can experience the Canadian healthcare system.

I agree, blaming Hillary for everything isn’t terribly useful. It’s not right or fair whatsoever, but the specter of scandal plagued her for so many years, Democrats as a party need to review the tapes and learn that pushing a candidate with so much baggage (imaginary or otherwise) is the wrong move; The I-told-you-so…

This is pure bullshit spoken as fact. Raising the minimum wage does not necessarily increase inflation. In fact, there is no evidence to suggest that raising the minimum wage triggers a rise in inflation or inflationary conditions.

That’s a good point. I wonder, too (and maybe this was brought up?) to consider some sort of regional adjustments? That $15 an hour translates differently between New York City and Oklahoma City.

Funny- my wife and I were just talking about how we have absolutely no desire to watch Season 5- we don’t feel like watching a political nightmare thriller starring an amoral President who’s actually more capable than the one we currently have. It would be like watching a movie about a pretty bad train wreck while…

If you were a woman on a date with a clearly unstable man, you would honestly concern yourself with how that man makes his way home? Moreso than your own personal safety?

Fuck this guy.

It all makes sense when you understand she is just an x-ray of Ann Coulter.

Dear Kellyanne,

Starting in quick with the insults, I see. That’s always a smart idea when your argument is that the other side is hateful.

I am a fragile individual and I think the Strokes are way cooler than the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Log Date, 051717:

The punchline to Trumpenstein’s favorite joke is “The Autocrats!”