I really can’t anymore. I just can’t.

This aggravates me beyond belief. The chemical companies that pay for access to the various administrations and congresspeople always claim that framers would go out of business if they didn’t have these ruinous pesticides to control insects that would “devastate” crops. But it’s just like the United Air Lines…

I think the tough thing is that for a lot of teachers, there’s a lot more going on than what the students may realise. Or, maybe that’s for some teachers — because I know a lot of vapid teachers!

To make the transition easier, they’re rebranding kneeling to “Downward Dogma”

Thank you! I had surgery and am two years cancer free.

He could name his kid Spatula Mousepad and I’d be like, “I’ll allow it.”

Hey Fuck Face- more residents of my small North Jersey city were killed than any other city or NYC neighborhood in 9/11. I just stretched among the 57 trees planted in their memory after my run today. If you aren’t from around, STFU. If you are, you should know better.

One wonders if that Holden had enough power to overcome the drag from the broken trailer with the weight of that huge tank on it.

Sorry, nope. Still on Team Ben

I’m sure most of his dates with her start with him blowing her up and patching any leaks she developed after he shoved her between the mattress ans boxspring after their last date.

The lack of economies-of-scale affect a lot of service businesses. On one hand, it’s nice to have a small, efficient “back end” of operations people, but when your expansion can’t really leverage that, growth creates nothing more than operations nightmares, opens the company to legal problems, and basically makes them…

Gaze fixed on hair....and one of them asked me if that was “how the teenagers are doing it now”

I saw that video with Maxine Waters and immediately thought of Shade Court. I am delighted by how much your column has influenced my life.

I’ve never understood the allure of the tail. I get asked about it all the time maybe because I’m near-ish to it and people don’t know what else to say. It’s just not worth the hassle of dealing with it plus all the extra hazards that come with it.

Jeph Jacques touched on something miuch like that:

OH GOD.

I think it’s really, really important that people who don’t come from cultures where FGM is actually practiced make sure to listen to and take the lead of women who do come from those cultures. One reason why is that outright banning FGM and strictly enforcing it in the West can result in people bringing their…

Are you talking about the anti marriage equality bill that literally cited the Bible in the bill’s text? Because the guy that wrote it compared Hitler to Lincoln on Facebook while arguing about that bill today.

yeah i was done with this show after Poussey died. i had no idea i have such levels of pettiness within myself that i can not differentiate between what happened on the show and in real life, i will always side eye Lauren Morelli