LOL, i guess your generation is stronger for it? Ive also heard stories about the metal/asphalt death traps they called playgrounds, and two-stroke bikes made for children with enough torque to kill 10 large men. What an exciting time to be alive!

Yes. You are correct. That does, in fact, depress me. I wonder if I would’ve bothered to leave my house if I had lived back in the day.

Ooh, I remember that! The thing that really stuck with me was that terrible harness/belt thing for holding a wad of cloth in place for periods.

His Gherkin fingers. His Gherkin Fingers. This is my life now. And also my metal band that I started 30 seconds ago.

Since cats are obligate carnivores, I guess that makes sense. Do you know if that’s true for dogs also, since they handle an omnivorous diet better? Not that I’m trying to smoke out my dog, I think that’s fucked up.

Oh, I’m sorry you had to find out like this:(

Perhaps (i.e. you definitely should) consider that number as a % of a trans population.

Mulignan. I worked for a guy who didn’t know I knew. Didn’t work there long.

I mean, how could you even SURVIVE in public school if if your name is Dick-Willie-Cockman? That’s too many dicks to live.

I met a guy named richard cockman.

The red trash panda is by far the best trash panda:)

Also a war profiteer. I struggled w/ that for sometime.

If Oprah got a bag monogrammed w/ her initials, it would just say ‘OW’. And that would be unfortunate.

Crawled out + camp bathroom + turds on floor= uncontrollable shrieking.

Probably all the iron.

I’d like to believe that the first story was about a deer. With a hi-fiber diet. That just walked in and shat.

That may be a valid argument physically, like weed isn’t going to, say enlarge your heart, or make your teeth fall out or destroy your sleep and eating cycles. But addiction has a deeply psychological component too. For someone to forgo their needs or obligations or responsibilities for the sake of feeling whatever…

Ugh. I’m glad it’s becoming less illegal, but it’s hard for me to accept the line that it’s completely harmless. For everyone. Ever. I was super addicted even tho it made me feel like shit almost immediately.

At some point in the early 2000s, a Hummer guy explained to me that sugar in the gas tank was an obsolete way of destroying cars, because of how advanced filtration systems had become and also because he took the Hummer tax break (so it happened to him). But I like this potato theory. Can we test this (with not my…

I hated a lot of things about that video, but I also hated how the cops wouldn’t stop touching her. She had no bodily autonomy in spite of the fact that they had no right to arrest (they said “detain”) her. But they wouldn’t stop exerting control.