Well, I didn't want to be the one to say it.

Yay! Affordable abortions!

White people going into poorer countries, paying for a womb to produce more white babies and then getting the fuck outta there. Colonizing their fucking land wasn't enough, now we have to colonize their bodies and reproductive lives as well.

No. I am not HxC enough. :(

*Checks local reddit sub* I don't know, seems like everything is OK.

That and the popcorning. And the butt shaking purr thing. And the bweeps.

In a world ... where females of other species have more reproductive control and choice than women living in red states.

Oh, lord.

That's not my argument at all, you are putting words in my mouth and employing a rhetoric I haven't used here. However, you are clearly not interested in changing your mind on the subject and neither am I, so I don't really understand the point of discussing this. At all. And it doesn't matter because this is the…

Disagree. Respectfully.

Yep, it pretty much screams "noli mi tangere, for Caesar's I am, / And wild to hold, though I seem tame."

There is still no reason why someone with a penis can't make that choice for themselves. It shouldn't be routine practice on an infant.

We met in class ... I was 16 at the time, he was 20. We dated for less than a year, and during this time I was applying to colleges across the country. In the spring I left to go look at a few places, and I guess this scared the crap out of him because he called me in the middle of the trip. I was so shocked that I…

Correction: it's the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute, not "Woods-Hull." Sorry to be pedantic, but it's an amazing institution.

Except for Jessica the hippo.

That is literally how I dress every day. Except for the Celtic patterns. Gotta have some standards, no?

Is it even possible for a food social movement to exist without sexualizing and objectifying (somehow always white) women and the food in question? Am I going to be seeing Jenny McCarthy splaying on a lab bench to "raise awareness" about GMOs? Or ScarJo rubbing bottles of pesticides all over her tits?

For real. Why does everyone have to be so classy all the time? It's Katy Perry! Shouldn't she be wearing a bra made of two fishbowls (complete with live fish) or something? And Lady Gaga could wear some strategically placed cotton balls while using a baby harp seal trained to carry her wallet in its mouth as a purse?…