I am flummoxed by this being a hate crime. Can hate crimes actually be committed against people/businesses who are um rich, cereal merchants? I am failing to recognize what his protected status he feels is being targeted. Importer of Life? Is he a Frosted Flake? I don’t know.

Hey, revolutionary warrior on the internet, a whole lot of kids and innocents are going to get dead and burned in your smug masturbatory fantasy. But you go ahead and finish, because we know how much it means to you to spaff your asinine, chucklefucking, class-warring effluvia all over the place. Just don’t forget to…

None of those things you mention are effective.

Time and again violence, and riots are the only way to get media scrutiny for the plight of the ethnically and economically disadvantaged. History proves you wrong that quiet and calm protest works.

Subway and corporate chains like it aren’t symbols of gentrification. The worst area I’ve ever lived in had fast food joints because those are the sorts of places where the residents can afford to eat.

it’s locally owned, and they charge five pounds for a bowl of fucking cereal. the place is pretty much a figurehead for bullshit. at least most poor people can afford subway and might even get some nutrition out of the meal

Shoreditch hasn’t been even remotely affordable for at least a decade. There’s an Ace Hotel right around the corner from that cafe. There are tons of incredibly expensive shops all around that area. Targeting that shitty cafe is quite odd.

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Dollars to donuts, those aren’t local residents.

They heard there were Lucky Charms inside, which as you know they are always after.

Well, obviously launching a physical assault on any business is not constructive, but I think the resentment long time residents might feel about a place that is clearly intended to serve the people pricing them out of their homes is understandable and not entirely unfair, independently owned or not. Those businesses…

because attacking the independently owned small business is definitely the best way to fight gentrification.

Man, they really went Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

who pointed out that the cereal was imported from America

I’m very confused about the concept of a cereal cafe.

Sounds like he/she already knows for sure.

It’s not just Americans. We elected Rob Ford.

Katie Baker is working for Buzzfeed? Really? I’m not sure I understand this new media landscape. She’s a serious journalist. Buzzfeed shows you pictures of the 20 cutest 90s-themed cat costumes. The fuck.

sure, your getting laid was the main problem here.

obviously by raping people, like this sack of shit did. please don’t tell me you are expressing envy that this guy managed to get himself “laid” by forcing himself on a woman. be better than that.

And it’s a bit depressing that one of the few outlets doing it is a website that spends most of its time on articles like 10 Disney Princes With Hot Butts.