This was 1969, right? I feel like when I look at this one I can see shades of the future Camaro/Firebird body from the ‘70s. 

in an SUV?

Welp, there goes all those pixelated Acuras for the low low price of $1321.

Looks like dumb fun for that kind of money. Let’s do this. 

Aw yeah! Love this song. Always makes me think of being a lonely MFA student, making half-bad paintings and listening to weepy tunes. Of course I still listen to weepy tunes but my paintings are getting better.

Oh, interesting. I shouldn’t make those assumptions I guess. Thanks for the info. Well, either way it’s a design fail. Side note: I saw one in the wild yesterday and I stand by my opinion.

This is an Accord Crosstour, right? God. The Honda iteration is bad enough from a design/proportion standpoint, but this just looks like a more angular, less attractive version. I honestly didn’t remember this was a thing. Let’s maybe pretend it’s not.

Abso-frickin-lutely NP. This is a wagon. It is brown. It is slow and you can drive it slow or unsuccessfully try to drive it fast. It has plaid seats. Take all of my money (only you really won’t have to take much of it, which is why this is a solid NP).

I’ve never seen one of these before, but now I suddenly desperately want one. It’s kinda like what my G8 GT wants to be, only somehow way cooler because it’s a straight 6. Long live the super saloon.

My dad, who was in his late 50s at the time, bought a ‘93 Probe GT new and drove the hell out of it. I borrowed it a couple times, and by early ‘90s standards it was a really fun little car. He took my mom on a road trip across several states to the mountains of Colorado in that thing, in the middle of winter. I…

Awww yeahhh it’s the weirdest side window roofline ever, which I thought was dumb as a kid, but now I like for it’s, um...uniqueness. Plus, I never knew these had a rear-facing 3rd row option. Wow. Okay, I do want this car, but I want it for about 3k. Reluctant CP, walking away slowly, turning around a couple times to…

IMO this is barely a CP. Small margin. Like so many of you, I’ve really been digging the malaise (and later)-era stuff lately. Nostalgia for us gen-Xers, even if they weren’t great cars to begin with. (I’ve got a ‘79 Malibu wagon that’s not very fast, and not very good in a lot of ways, but I love it.) Anyway, I like…

This is really cool. I love it when someone uses their skills to do something really unique, even (or especially) when it bucks the standards of what’s supposed to be done with cars. 

I have mixed feelings about the Dale treatment (honestly I think the unique factor has a lot of value even if you’re not a Dale fan), but my feelings are mostly about the Z34 itself. I started dating a girl who drove a ‘91 Lumina Z34 in the mid-’90s, and that car was a flat-out piece of crap. It was somewhat fun to…

Holy crap. This is one of the most amazing things I’ve seen. I can’t even think of a clever snarky Jalop comment. 

Cool truck. But not quite that cool. Salvage title, giant gas tank in the box....I’ll go $3500.

It’s sad, and I feel even sadder for contributing to the sadness recently when I traded a Vista Blue Mustang for a Panther Black G8. It’s the only clean non-thrashed one I could find nearby though. Really wish I could have found one of the blues or greens they used on these. Or even orange.

2500? NP all day on that beast! I kept waiting for the other shoe to drop in the ad.

Are those wheels photoshopped to look like they’re in (fast) motion? Looks really weird. Side note: yes, let’s bring back those graphics.

I’m in for 5k. All the way. This seems to be a monstrously crack pipey price on what is really a cool unusual car.