Son of a bitch! Which one of you fucking morons left Karl Rove in the dryer too long!?

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

Ennis: Hey, do you know P?

Also, the important part is Harvin is supposed to make the lateral before he leaves the endzone (that is why he eats it). If the lateral is missed and goes out of bounds, or the receiver doesn't have anything he can still take a knee and they get the touchback. Harvin screwed up by not going to lateral until he left…

It's probably an authentic english moping tub within which Wallis Simpson used to sigh about how misunderstood that Mister Hitler was.

"No big deal, guys. It's just a stinger." -Steve Irwin

You guys have a reliable starting quarterback? Be a lot cooler if you did....

The police officer observed "several clues of possible impairment," including "an abnormal lack of alertness" and "slow lethargic mannerism".

I was in the bank the other day, and a guy in a mask came in, waving a gun, and yelled, "Everybody down!" And I said, "Buddy, you have no idea the mistake you've just made."

No Romo to Williams on 3&20?

Hockey related question was this the 1994 playoffs? If so, which game was it?

Stikc ot sprots

I guess you could say these two are "head and shoulders" above the rest when it comes to mental cases on the Angels' roster.

Woman: [ Googles "Floyd Mayweather" ]

I see ESPN is trying a new publishing format; the "Testicle."

You are, frankly, an ignorant fool.