Nothing could be worse then this.

Also, the important part is Harvin is supposed to make the lateral before he leaves the endzone (that is why he eats it). If the lateral is missed and goes out of bounds, or the receiver doesn't have anything he can still take a knee and they get the touchback. Harvin screwed up by not going to lateral until he left…

It's probably an authentic english moping tub within which Wallis Simpson used to sigh about how misunderstood that Mister Hitler was.

"No big deal, guys. It's just a stinger." -Steve Irwin

You guys have a reliable starting quarterback? Be a lot cooler if you did....

Megaweapon! Megaweapon! Megaweapon!

The police officer observed "several clues of possible impairment," including "an abnormal lack of alertness" and "slow lethargic mannerism".

I was in the bank the other day, and a guy in a mask came in, waving a gun, and yelled, "Everybody down!" And I said, "Buddy, you have no idea the mistake you've just made."

No Romo to Williams on 3&20?

Hockey related question was this the 1994 playoffs? If so, which game was it?

No question, it's gotta be Large Marge.

Stikc ot sprots

I guess you could say these two are "head and shoulders" above the rest when it comes to mental cases on the Angels' roster.

Woman: [ Googles "Floyd Mayweather" ]

The scene in Superman 3 when the supercomputer converts Vera into a weaponized cyborg against her will. It's a scene that disturbs me to this very day — shades of a Singularity gone terribly, terribly wrong.

Mere moments before tailing Lt. Cmdr. Data through the streets...

The US Constitution guarantees no such thing. The famous line that all men"are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty,and the pursuit of Happiness" comes from the US Declaration of Independence, written by Jefferson.

I see ESPN is trying a new publishing format; the "Testicle."

"Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place."