Technically a car got hit by a skateboarding taco.

This comment is so petty, you sound like a baseball player.

Spend a lot of time trolling yourself, do you? Trollsturbation? Trollception?

Hot take.

I don't know where you get the idea that I hate you. I just think your "jokes" suck. Because they do. They suck. I think you're projecting again. Or you're just a troll. It amounts to the same thing, either way.

You measure your words' worth via internet upvotes. That is remarkably sad.

Jokes are usually funny or clever.

You missed a golden (pun intended) opportunity for an "elimination vs. elimination" joke in there.

There are more wasted words in your comment than in this article.

Conservatives love this guy because he's one of their token brown people. He's their "black friend" that proves they aren't racist.

I played a stealth build and never had much trouble. They litter ammo around so liberally it wasn't really a problem.

You would have to have a point for it to be proven.

As I said, if you take the greatest sandwich in the world and put a turd on it, it's still a shit sandwich.

This game only wishes it had the humor of MAD Magazine.

There's a bad, forgettable story, and there's a story that directly assaults your senses. No amount of great gameplay could make me force myself through that.

Sorry if you disagree, but the game is grating. It's like playing with a constant alarm clock noise in your ear; doesn't matter how good the game is, it's fucking annoying.

Maybe, but if you take the best sub sandwich in the world and put a turd on it it's still a shit sandwich.

You don't seem to understand. I don't have to take it seriously for it to be shrill, annoying, and unwelcoming.

No I'm not. It just isn't funny, and it appears to be deliberately insulting my intelligence every time I play it. There's missing the mark with your humor, and there's being downright insulting to your audience. If this is what Insomniac thinks I want, then they clearly don't have much respect for me.

That's the worst part. It's probably a very good game, but it ruins any enjoyment I could have gotten out of it.