That's easy for you to say, living in New York. Living in a place where things are more spread out is less likely to lead to being active. Where I live, if I didn't specifically set aside time for exercise I would never get it. My job is 20 miles from my home, and there's no public transit, so I drive my car to and…

Broad City NYC isn't any more of an alternate universe than Friends or How I Met Your Mother, where attractive 20-year-olds occupy vast lofts in downtown Manhattan while working for poverty wages.

Uh, yes. You sound like a rapist.

At least he taught me better than to troll the internet randomly insulting strangers and their families. Your grandfather must have been a very classy guy, if you're any indication.

What lesson is learned without sacrifice? What would I have learned if he gave the money back? The bank isn't going to give you the interest on your loan back when you pay it off.

Where do you get the idea that a 6% interest rate is worse than a credit card (especially one you could get at 15). At the time it was better than any loan I could have gotten from a bank what with being 15 and having no credit. And I learned how interest works, and to be wary of high interest rates for that reason.

Not a lot has changed between versions.

Made for a valuable lesson, though.

So who taught you to be a dickhead?

Not at all. It was one of the most effective economic learning experiences of my life.

Absolutely. I definitely learned from the experience, no question.

This was essentially my grandfather when I took out a $1200 loan from him for my first car. Had to pay it back in payments of $100 a month at 6% quarterly interest.

The word that means slow-witted to the point of being irritating? Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. That you're arguing the point only strengthens my case.

How is fishing ADDING to the game?

It's a rerelease of one of the most beloved games in Nintendo's history. It would have sold with or without the changes.

That's true, that's why the headline is incorrect.

It's exactly the word I want to use. I'll add that you also seem like kind of an asshole, since you bring it up.

It's not a big deal from a consumer standpoint. Don't pretend you didn't know what he meant.

I don't see the problem. If you already have one Nintendo let's you save money by not buying another one. If you don't have one, then you pick one up with your new handheld, and you spend what you would have spent if it was packed in.

I stand by my contention that you're being willfully obtuse.