When you’ve trained the sheep to fleece themselves.

That video of the ‘hard Tank+ fight’ is someone who didn’t even bother trying to dodge attacks and just rammed themselves into the boss over and over until they died.

Your argument was that remakes of PS1 games can’t run at higher than their original FPS targets because it breaks the game physics or other issues arise. I pointed out that this is clearly not true and you muttered something about 20 years of work and then said ‘no voice acting’ apropos of nothing at all, which I also…

The very first result for ‘FF7 PC voice acting mod’ is a fully voice acted version of the game.

There are numerous mods for FF7PC that make the battles 60FPS and it looks and works great.

In the side by side above in the article, the left one which I’m assuming is the original (I haven’t played the games) looks better, but also who gives a shit, one is slightly better, they both look fine, save your energy for shit that matters.

I tried three times over the whole day yesterday to play this game with a couple of my friends I played Payday 2 with and we weren’t able to start the game a single time. Very weak showing.

Oh no, some rich fuck won’t have their penis replacement.

I don’t buy it, this dipshit’s just trying to deflect some of the negative attention. ‘Credible’ in this case probably means they got an email that says ‘I want to fucking kill you’.

Wow y’all really glossed over Unicorn Overlord considering it’s basically a love letter to Ogre Battle with some gorgeous Vanillaware art.

Well, this stuff won’t be added until next Tuesday.

Reminder that this is the guy who worked at EA during their worst decade, and famously said that he wanted to charge Battlefield players real money for more ammo while they’re playing because they won’t care if they’re in the heat of the moment.

Payday 3 is $40, not $30.

I use my Quest 2 all the time. But surely you weren’t insinuating that Meta spent 40b solely on avatars, legs for said avatars, or their shitty Horizon Worlds app, not when the Quest gets constant improvements to things that actually matter, like hand tracking, AirLink to use the headset as a wireless PCVR headset, or…

Any scene with that Andrew Tate lookalike is ranked a zero.

Imagine if people actually had to play with Pokemon they caught/bred and raised themselves. It’d sure be a more interesting competition than a bunch of maxed out ‘mons hoping for lucky crits or status effects.

Are they really going back to slot cars for the third time?

Insert button pushing guy meme with the buttons labeled ‘Bitch about AI’ and ‘Bitch about Take Two’ here

I get that they probably would not have been able to get the rest of the cast without also getting Cera, but...

Stop trying to make ‘giving’ happen. It’s really giving fetch.