Not all humor has to be cynical and dark, even after you’re 30. It’s okay to laugh at a guy slipping on a banana peel or farting in a public place. I promise your college degree won’t spontaneously turn to ash and fly out the window.

Yeah, no one with the know-how to pirate games is pirating Switch versions of PC games, to play them on PC.

Look at all this feedback from regular readers that they don’t want a video version of this post. It’s sad that it will be ignored by the people who actually run the site now.

Nah, the game is a ton of fun, just like MGS5. Also like MGS5, the story is nonsense and you should just skip it so you can enjoy the gameplay.

Are you under the impression that this didn’t get the go-ahead from Sony? They own the IP.

It regenerates your blood, which lets you use more blood ammo, but yeah.

No? A single still for the show appears when you make Sam take a shit, and there are Monster cans on the table. ‘All over the room’ is a bit of an exaggeration.

At least on PS5, the ‘Ride with Norman Reedus’ ads remain, but the Monster Energy drinks have been replaced with a generic Bridges Energy drink instead.

You love to see it.

I get that this article is making fun of someone, but I can’t tell who. I’ve often seen people say that $70 is too much for a modern AAA game, especially if it’s a single player, one time through affair, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone gripe that they paid $10 for Terraria and only got 800 hours out of it. The…

...how does that relate to my post in any way? Do you think Bungie doesn’t spend money on paying their legal experts?

They will never see this, and if they did, they would both laugh at you and not care.

I love the bad faith argument of ‘Not that I don’t believe you, but I can’t be arsed to open a search engine and find out if I’m full of shit or not’. Keep it coming.

Translation: We’re about to lose all our money to Bungie anyway, so we’re going to spend as much of it as possible before then and force Bungie to do the same.

Not once when they’ve shown this game off have I thought ‘wow, I’m probably going to buy that one’. And I am NOT a hard sell.

I’d have to struggle to remember the dim dark days of the mid 2000s, but I’m pretty sure they didn’t discriminate when it came to third party uploads. TBH I have no idea where most doujin sites get their content, FAKKU was the only one I knew of that created their own, with a cover page and everything.

Ha, I used to edit/typeset for FAKKU back when they were just another doujin site. The IRC logs from the admins circa ~2007 would certainly get them in trouble today. If I had had any notion they’d go legit someday I probably would have stuck with the group, but at the time it was a side-hustle and real life took…

Imagine working in an industry where every time a difficult game comes out, everyone falls all over themselves to say that games should be easier so even bad players can enjoy them, then when an overly easy game comes out, you complain about how boring and easy it is. They just went and made journalist mode the…

Truly one of the greatest moments in modern law.

I shouldn’t get such a thrill from seeing a huge piece of shit in a suit, but somehow it’s doing it for me today.