swirling secretions from a beaver's anal glands around in your mouth.

In the past, snake-oil salesmen only came through your village once a month. Now we have the internet. We're worse off.

Being a nuttier-than-squirrel-shit lunatic is the path to fame and fortune in modern America.

"There's a truly bizarre strain of anti-intellectualism running through both ends of the political spectrum, fostered by people who instinctively distrust anything beyond their immediate comprehension"

Chemical - Adj:of, relating to, used in, or produced by chemistry or the phenomena of chemistry

But we spend 5000 years using animal husbandry (UNnatural Selection, DUN DUN DAAAAHHH) to exploit mutations to genetically modify various livestock to better suite our food demands and that's perfectly okay. But god forbid, we use bioscience to modify a gene? THAT'S JUST POISON.

there's a good chance you'll be swirling secretions from a beaver's anal glands around in your mouth.

Quick: what's the most absurd thing you've ever heard a person say?

You know what chemical in food really scares me? That DHMO, dihydrogen monoxide. Scary stuff.

Yes, she's terrible. She's promoting a "natural diet" of foods, all while deceiving her readers into believing they're free of chemicals, even though all these so-called "foods" are made of potentially toxic chemicals like water, proteins, starches, sugars, and oils.

"Readers of my blog know," she writes in the book, "that the next time you lick vanilla ice cream from a cone, there's a good chance you'll be swirling secretions from a beaver's anal glands around in your mouth."

"there is no acceptable level of any chemical to ingest, ever"

That was cool~ always nice to see a new Pokemon speedrun with some flair.

I managed to get the original 150 prior to Gold and Silver (and Mew courtesy of a friend's Gameshark) when I was 11. I was so disappointed that all I got was a dumb certificate from Oak.

You can be totally wrong on everything else and I don't even care.

I prefer getting take out to eating out because I eat so fucking slowly and I hate cold food. Like right now I've been eating a bowl of soup for 2 hours and I've microwaved it 4 times.

Also people who only get 30 minute lunch breaks. 5-10 minute prep, 10-15 minute eat, 5-10 minute cleanup before returning to workstation. Even when I actively try to savor food I still eat it too fast. Ugh.

Because we are disgusting animals.

Don't expect to make money in photography, it's saturated badly by all the people that buy a DSLR and then think they are a pro. They will do a wedding for $300.00, Portraits for $25.00 and generally make it impossible for anyone that really wants to make money to be successful.

Blogger felt like a redundant option. The list neglects a lot of options, large and small, but tries to offer something that'll cover most needs.