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People buy bird baths, decorative pavers, yard buddhas/st. francis statues online all the time. 

Same here (well, middle school). I still remember it pretty well.

When Facebook decides to publicly trash your moderation strategy, you done fucked up.

Why am I at the end of this article without knowing if the casket can be unlocked from the inside?

Serious question: Is there anywhere I can place bets on when a newly announced Google service will be canceled? Seems like it would be fun for an office pool.

Look, it’s pretty clearly a you problem if it’s 2022 and you can’t figure out how to sign up for a social media account

Is TGBIC a typo or did I miss a new tech?

Is TGBIC a typo or did I miss a new tech?

I’ll be an inflatable T-Rex if I want to. And I want to.

Wild. I love it. My Honda Element is old enough to vote, but I’m not giving it up until I can get a weird and practical EV. My back seats haven’t been installed for years, and I use it more like a van, but I’m not excited about the understandably bland Ford Transit EV or the ridiculously overpriced VW Buzz (and have

No, concrete *can’t* take it.  Do you think it never occurred to NASA?

Well, I think I just found one potential issue with our gun laws.

I would love to see the Honda Element revived as an EV!

Well, we’re all here justifying it. The terminology just feels extra gross in the context of general police fuckery and how they can “justify” just about anything - including inaction at Uvalde. Better working would be good, but I don’t think it would take long for the police to misuse it.

No, you have to pass a test.  There is no “handing out”.

If this resurrects the fingerprint sensor on the back of the phone, I will sell my Pixel 6 in a heartbeat and upgrade to the 6a.

The sculpt lag is real. The keyboard really helped with my RSI, and after the first one died just out of warranty I thought it was a fluke and bought another - only to suffer the same intermittent lag and it just died again. I found this article looking for a replacement keyboard that is ergonominc, wireless,

I’m embarrassed to say how long I thought people were actually typing out “laughed at an image”.

Anything post-mermaid boobs isn’t worth my time.

I was just looking into disabling the airtag speaker, so we can go away for the weekend and not freak out the dogs or house/dogsitter with beeping from their collars.