David Tracy can now get a brand-new Jeep for the same cost as his normal rusty shitboxes!

However, if we allow the presence of a hanging piece of rope to disrupt productive things in society, such as the construction of a warehouse, then I believe that we have lost our collective minds.

We have pre-ordered a Mach-E and if this EVER happens without an EXPLICIT opt in, I have a feeling the car will experience sudden and extreme thermal depolymerization.

It is nice for those of us who exceed societal norms to know a company is excluding us from their customer base.

Grandview, for the lower case letter “L”.

My family still does “golf clap” all these years later, and I love the goofballs anyway.

Imagine being this reactive and defensive.

We will, and you’ll move the goalposts.

If I could get the time off work I’d do it for free.

Go look your kid in the eye and tell them that if you knew what you know now, they’d never exist, and you regret having that child because ::gestures broadly::

lol, OK, “I already have a kid but everybody else having a kid is the problem.” That’s pretty fucking convenient.

Feel free to remove yourself from the “problem” at your convenience first, before you start criticizing people for having kids.

No population crunch is immediate. Do a bit of thinking and you’ll see that we’d have about 15-25 years to figure out how to have an economy without the injection of fresh worker/consumers. We could, for example, tax billionaires out of existence while we dramatically change our structures around corporate and…

“Fuck the planet, think of the economy you selfish bastards!”

There are many reasons people have for not having kids. Any and all are valid because, and my point is: Couples wanting a child must not have ANY reservations in advance.

Thank you for explaining page views and revenue, I never would have guessed...

Spotless spouses across the land are getting side-eye from their sauce saving sweethearts.

ABSOLUTELY ZERO car functions built into the absolutely terribly designed infotainment centers so they can be replaced with a non-shitty head unit without losing the ability to set the clock and access to other car settings inexplicably linked to the stereo. Better yet: a double DIN blank on the dash.

Oregonian checking in. We can hear your terrible music from waaaaaay farther away than you think. If you want tunes in the outdoors, stick to headphones or campgrounds. The rest of us hikers HATE people with speakers.

Dank Puft?