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This is untrue.

Overbuilding in a city with a housing crisis? GTFO with that. Also, our Urban Growth Boundary is not new. It is highly studied and has kept us from becoming a sprawling wasteland like LA, Phoenix or Atlanta.

Pods! In a special area of the terminal where I’ve arrived extra early: I’ll hop into a pod, sign a waiver for my xanax and benadryl combo, wash them down a bloody mary, pop on my VR goggles and wait quietly to be loaded and unloaded from the plane.

To all the Bernie Bros and Bots that told me the “the Supreme Court doesn’t matter” in 2016, I say Fuck You.

Instant Pot here I come!

Instant Pot here I come!

I understand that you do not like a thing that I like.

The pride in process and performance is what does it for me.

Yes, I can tell - usually. The pride in process and performance is what does it for me.

I was looking for low-sugar yogurt a while ago because everything is too darn sweet. Then I found a mayo-looking bottle of no-added-sugar Bulgarian yogurt (made in Texas, I think). This is where I discovered the reason people add sweeteners to yogurt. I just need something about halfway between the grocery store Greek

Oh hell no. I love tableside service, especially guacamole and caesar salad. Any idiot can make them fresh, and any idiot can pour them from a Sysco or FSA bag onto a bowl or plate.

Wow. That looks like the designers of the Cruisin’ USA arcade game and the HALO Warthog designers had a baby who designed this. And I kind of like it.

No palm oil either, so I guess I’ll try them. Bye Nutella!

No palm oil either, so I guess I’ll try them. Bye Nutella!

I would like to adopt your cat. My cat’s piss smells like cat piss, not gin.

I concur that Burgerville is not what it once was... I have a hypothesis that ten years ago you could live very modestly with a few comforts (broadband and the occasional night out) in the Portland area on fast food wages, assuming a double-income household. Now, you cannot. The people now do not see a future, and

This article must have been written by someone without a spouse and a dog.

And on fire.

I hear these complaints all the time, but I’ve never had any trouble. They aren’t too loud for me (but my hearing is poor). They never leave my hands burned or wet either, so all I can imagine is that my rich doppelganger is an engineer at Dyson - which is far more irritating than it should be.

18 “brown beers” 

Snow Joe is off my list after I bought a fireplace vaccuum to take care of cleanup after a few holiday fires instead of sweeping. It failed partway though the first use, but was outside Amazon’s return window and SnowJoe customer service basically told me I was out of luck.

Snow Joe is off my list after I bought a fireplace vaccuum to take care of cleanup after a few holiday fires instead