I wouldn’t be surprised if Fox stepped in to pick up Roseanne after a few weeks.

I say I say that’s Foghorn Leghorn.

I had my bullshit meter installed at age 11, shortly after my father told me that brunettes were smarter than blonds. And being a smug brunette, I believed him. So much so that at the next available opportunity I repeated these words of wisdom to my blond neighbor. She refused to believe me, and when I told her my dad…