I’m pretty damn certain they scan the serial when you return a console, so someone either really fucked up, or it was an inside job.

“but did whoever swapped it out have to draw a dick and balls on it?”

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

He could have been. But he’d been caught on a hot mic before on the very same series, just a couple episodes prior. I didn’t take it as sarcasm at all. Why would he be sarcastic to himself in the shitter of all places? He knows everyone hates him and thinks he’s an asshole, so why not make a sarcastic comment on…

Agreed, the past couple of sales have been flat indeed. I haven’t bought something in a long time and you nailed it. The new games I want are full price. I don’t want obscure titles nobody heard of and wants to play.

he must get a new wart with every victim he rapes.

The thing is, he knows he wrong. So does she. They both just don’t care at this point. They have reconciled that “it is what it is” and have vowed to fight all allegations until the end. I used to give Camille a pass because she sounds like a victim of emotional abuse. But...reading that she was his business manager,…

You ugly son of a bitch.

“Can I just stay out of this debate? Aaron Hernandez is a good friend of mine. I have known him for a long time. I support all my friends. That is what I have to say. He’s a good friend of mine.”

Because the driver was uninsured, there’s a funding campaign to cover Ben’s costs.

“When working in big companies, especially Japanese companies, every little thing has to be approved beforehand, and you need paperwork to do anything,” says ex-Konami employee Hideo Kojima in a new interview with The New Yorker. “Now that I’m independent, I can do what I want with much more speed. I don’t need to…

What a save!

That’s semi-correct. You will need Mac in your party to max out affinity with him. But once you gain the perk, you will have a 95% head shot percentage, no matter whether or not he’s in your party.

The tears are so salty. I vote for Undertale not because I think it’s the greatest game of all time, but because I don’t think Final Fantasy 7 and Zelda:OOT are the greatest games either.

“Unfortunately, you can’t buy the original version of the movie anymore”. Hey Disney, you own Star Wars now, right? Do you like $$$? Someone told me you like $$$, Disney. Guess what, I’m a huge Star Wars fan with $$$ that would like to own the original unaltered movies in HD format, and I have never purchased nor…