It’s illegal.

Goddamnit. Fuck you, Scott. All you had to do was not touch that fucking brake, you fucking useless jackwagon.

The Denver Post—the chief paper of Colorado’s most populous and most heavily Democratic city—endorsed the GOP candidate Cory Gardner for Senate that year because they didn’t like how Democrat Mark Udall spent all his time talking about abortion. Yeesh.

Case in point: Georgia’s 6th district, represented by Newt Gingrich in the 90s and Tom Price in the 2000s and 2010s, had been blood-red for decades. It was one of the first areas of suburban white flight in the 60s and 70s, and had long been the heart of the Georgia GOP. Even as Obama was trouncing McCain in a…

Nah, that’s just a weird paragraph. At least a few dozen representatives and incoming freshmen promised during their campaigns that they wouldn’t vote for her to be speaker, so I’d hardly say she’s “almost certain” to be elevated to speaker. Also, most of the serious forecasting sites had Democrats gaining 25-35 or…

New Mexico’s 2020 Senate seat is already blue. Colorado’s Senate seat should go blue in 2020. In the lowest midterm turnout year since 1942, Gardner squeaked by with less than a two-point margin in 2014. He shouldn’t survive a presidential year.

No she didn’t. There were already polls with her down by double digits by the time she made her vote. Some people were speculating that she’d opposed him because she figured she was going to lose anyway and might as well vote her conscience.

they’re 12th in the NFL in receiving TD’s

Aw, the big stwong Buckeye boy once had 211 yards and touchdown! How cute! Julio’s had several games with over 200 yards and a touchdown; one of them was actually 300 yards. Also, anyone with two first names is automatically disqualified from the conversation.

Since you’re a Saints fan, I realize this concept might be hard for you to grasp (as is any concept harder than tying one’s shoes), but: other than the first game, when Ryan had a bad night, they haven’t targeted him much near the end zone, and all the other receivers are scoring touchdowns in large part because Jones…

What the hell? Yes you can. Even fucking Louisiana voted in their corrupt multi-term governor Edwin Edwards in 1991 when the alternative was David Duke.

I mean, maybe I’ve been in the wrong places, but I don’t think I saw, like, Astros fans polluting seemingly every website and social media feed with the sheer level of arrogance, smugness, and insufferability of your typical Massholes year in and year out, or the level exhibited by Phillies fans in that brief stretch…

Oh, it’s far worse than that. I’m a self-loathing Braves, Hawks, and Falcons fan. And politically, I’m a hardcore liberal who grew up in the blood-red suburbs north of Atlanta. I hate this state’s politics and its hot, humid weather. And when conjuring the state of my dreams, one similar to Massachusetts is what would…

Yes, that’s my point. They suck as people and they might as well jump ship to the party of their spiritual brethren.

What’s your point? Conservative white dipshit Southerners spent decades voting for Democratic politicians at the federal level who pushed for policies that were utterly at odds with their conservative values. Just because some people vote for the people I’d prefer they vote for doesn’t mean they’re good people.

I mean, you all have got the same sociopathic enjoyment of the fact that other people rightfully despise you and the same sadistic delight in people’s pain. Much like the leader of that political cult, your fanbase has been born into privilege and derives pleasure and riches from it through no accomplishment of their o…

You assholes might as well just throw on your stupid red hats and mail bombs to reporters already.

Democrats have absolutely denounced Farrakhan, while the GOP is the pro-human-rights-abuses-against-Palestinians-in-the-guise-of-being-pro-Israel party.

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