Panthers fans don’t have time to show the rest of the nation how awful they are when they didn’t exist until 2015 and then promptly disappeared after that.

Saints fans can’t even count that high!

Not at all. I would never be angry about sports again if they’d held on, even if they never won another game for the rest of my life. I’d just spend all my time at home masturbating to the clip of the racist-supporting fancy dog faceplanting like the chud he is as Alford took that interception to the house. I would be…

That’s not even the worst of it. If they knew NE was anticipating a run and instead passed, caught them off guard, and picked up an easy first down, no one would have a problem with calling a pass. But if you’re going to do that, you don’t:

Well, the attitudes of Atlantans today are starkly different from what they were then; roughly 80% of Atlanta voters voted against the racist orange shithead.

The Buccaneers actually have a Super Bowl trophy and yet they’re still only, like, the 10th-most popular NFL team in Florida. Not sure even those losses you mentioned could be sadder than that.

Well, see, this is why everyone hates Boston fans. They punch down. Punching down is always shitty. I hope you guys go first when the inevitable nuclear war breaks out. All you fuckers are ever good for is providing 11 automatic electoral votes, 2 Senate seats, and 9 House seats for Democrats in elections—and you…

The guy who runs the Falcons’ fan site on SB Nation lives in New England. I’m not sure how he hasn’t killed himself yet.

Given the sprawl that’s been creeping across the South like kudzu, it’ll only be a matter of time until Atlanta really does extend all the way up to Wheeling, West Virginia.

The last good football-related memory I had before the world ended was that sweet, sweet beatdown of the Packers. What’s always the FIRST recommended video on YouTube after you click on the highlights of that NFC Championship game? That’s right, fucking 51.

I believe they were up by the same number of points as your IQ.

Roughly 80% of Atlanta voters were smart enough to vote against the orange sack of shit. We were as devastated by the 2016 election as the rest of Deadspin’s readers were, but unlike the rest of Deadspin’s readers, we had to undergo that type of traumatic experience AGAIN not even three full months later.

Yankees fans and Red Sox fans arguing about who’s worse

Yeah, can you imagine how devastated this city would be if anyone outside North Avenue actually gave a shit about Tech? Rough.

Let’s put it this way. The 2016 election was fucking devastating, yes? That feeling of utter horror and despair cascading through every nook and cranny of your body as you realized with dread pulsing through every drop of your blood that, oh my god, holy hell, oh my jesus h christ motherfucking shit, there aren’t…

The throngs of Del Potro supporters gave the match a soccer atmosphere.

Honestly, I thought Rodgers played better against the Falcons defense than Brady did. Rodgers just didn’t have the advantage of having defensive teammates who could stop the other team so that every score of his wasn’t promptly matched by another score. It’s criminal what Green Bay is doing to him.

But what he’s doing is exactly what it means to tolerate something—he’s accepting Elway’s status even though he doesn’t personally like Elway.

I don’t want to rec this, but goddamn.

Winter can be good for one possible reason. There’s something special about getting snow (especially here in Georgia), this ineffable sense of the sublime you experience at the sight of sprawling yards everywhere gently lit by a soft, pristine blanket of white. But we never get any significant snowfall anymore, and…