YO THIS KNIFE

YOU GUYS SOMEONE FIND AN APPROPRIATE GIF FOR ME PLEASE. I AM FEELING SHOCK, CONFUSION, OUTRAGE....AND AM SORT OF ILLITERATE WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING GIFS HERE ALSO I CAN’T STOP YELLING IN ALL CAPS SORRY BOUT IT

Because if it’s around, I’ll eat it. I share a KIND bar sometimes with my assistant, and that’s great because then you have half of the calories.

My GF is assassin American

How did they decide who would get the mustache?

My cousin went up in space with Mark Kelly to work on the Hubble. He’s about to find out if he’s going up to the ISS this spring! Eeeek!

“Accused Fake Teen Doctor” is my band name and none of you can have it, unless you want to be in the band.

By far the coolest. Not open for debate.

I love Chris and Mark Kelly. So glad we have two!

Jesus. Why are there so many fucking scumbags abusing children and women? For real, this is nuts. I was having a conversation with a bunch of men at my office and they were talking about crazy women making false rape allegations. I advised that false allegations are rare and that the vast majority of rape victims have …

She demonstrated knowledge that what she was doing was wrong, would cause his family to hate her and for the police to come after her. Even in the presence of serious psychological issues which I would argue are not evident here, this ability to discern right from wrong prevents her from using the insanity defense.

Living in Massachusetts, I have been following the case since her arrest and what she did was seriously messed up.

My best friend is a doctor, and we usually only ask abstract questions (“Why does my nose get stuffy when I throw up?”) or troubleshooting ones where we’re on the fence about calling our doctors. Like once, when my period was thick and black and strange and just not what I expected. (His answer was not an emergency if…

I really wish we could do the same for nutrition advice - if you haven’t studied nutrition professionally, feel free to STFU about what’s on my plate. Thank you.

There is nothing like a parent who is a surgeon to teach you that unless you’ve been through medical school (and really, at least a year of residency), you should shut the fuck up instead of giving anyone medical advice, or otherwise commenting on their health .

Cheryl Tiegs used to be a spokeswoman for Virginia Slims cigarettes so I think I'm gonna take a hard pass on her advice for what's healthy.

It wasn’t...until she decided to joke around about it so that everyone else could know. If you want to air sexist assumptions in public, people may end up having opinions about them.

I would agree with that (about Kris), if it weren’t for all the other fucked up things she has done to her kids as well. Giving Lamar Khloe’s phone number is NOT okay. I can’t tell if she’s terribly misguided about certain things, or is only constantly thinking about the brand/doesn’t give a fuck. Maybe both?
Totally…

I just think that Ryan Murphy, while very good at certain things, is terrible at subtlety.