Wrong Kardashian, Vogue...I lost interest because I'm so sick of seeing Kendall Jenner in practically every single shoot. Girl can't model.

Am I the only person who just thinks Khloe is gross? I hate that I feel that way, and I use to think she was kind of ok, but now I see her as a narcissistic mess.

Call me old fashioned, but if my boyfriend went on Instagram and said something about me that included the phrase, “The pussy good. . .” I would like to think I’d immediately dump him.

It takes a mighty fucked up thing to make me take Kris Jenner’s side. And, yet, that pantry mocking video has me doing just that.

Memories...

I hate it when siblings fight about EVERYTHING! It’s like I always tell my kids, everyone will get their fair chance to have a very famous alleged killer almost end their life in your bed. Just be PATIENT!

I feel like this cover might have done even more damage.

Oh, I used to fight with my siblings about stuff like that all the time. Who suicided in whose room and all.

I can’t be mad at Kris. Filling your children’s refrigerators with food they have no intention of eating is a parent’s prerogative.

Vanderpampers Rules.

Honeychild, I just want to see her and that Schwartz guy replaced. They're so blah. Peter can go too. I just want Kristen and Jax going around causing more and more and more and more and more and more D R A M A ! ! !

I hate Scheana. She's the worst. Plus all that shit she's pulling with her husband's addictions is just something else.

Scheana CANNOT be the victor here. I have to remain team Ariana, reluctantly.

War and Peace: Child’s card game and my favorite Beanie Baby.

It’s Kylie with the kooking show and Kendell with the krappy eyebrows.

Well, one theory is that, the older we are, the smaller fraction of time a year represents in our lives. So, you know, when we’re five, one year represents a huge percentage of the total time we’ve been alive. So it seems to go on forever and ever and ever (remember how looooooooong a school year was back then?). But…

You’re right re HS/college. I say that once you turn 25, it all just starts going by at light speed. Then you look in the mirror and you’re 106.

PLEASE DON’T GO

I’m seriously ready to create a human chain around the White House in January 2017 so they can’t leave. Like Jesse Spano at a drilling site. #HumanChain2016