It’s a weird, weird world we live in. I’m sure it’s a well-meant gift and one much needed for legal bills. However, it is so odd to me that we are at the point where press releases about goodwill gestures and gifts have to be issued or else the public and peers will accuse you of being a false friend or bad feminist…

BEHOLD MY SATANIC HERD

One time, my friend’s brother’s cousin’s neighbor’s sister’s stepdaughter’s boyfriend was walking by a park wearing a baseball cap, and the next thing you know, he was captured, forced to play short stop for six months, and then won the World Series.

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

Sooooooooo excited! I lived for Pearl last season. I was *this* close to getting my septum pierced before I realized that I didn’t want to look like Pearl, I just wanted to fuck her and him.

I don’t think you are a hypocrite, but I think the termination of a fetus against the will of the woman carrying it is the crime to bring charges against here. To me, that’s the big picture.

This is where it gets difficult for me personally. I want that person to be held accountable for the death of the fetus. But does that make me a pro choice hypocrite?

I love “Love Yourself” so damn much. ::hides face::

I agree 1000%. I’m pregnant right now and my stupid husband read some stupid study about how pregnant women who drink stupid milk have smarter babies, and now we have a nightly ritual of him force feeding me a glass of milk while I cry and say I want a stupid baby. It’s the worst. THE WORST.

“I shouldn’t have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day.”

Speaking of NPR, I have a corollary to Kumail Nanjiani’s tweet.

I’ll just leave this here.

This one actually angered me. You’re not eight. Respect the wilderness; we have such little left.

lambswool lined boot = cat bed

I went to work overseas and had to pass on my kitty to my mother to take care of. She is so whiny. While she never bothered me, she wakes up my mom every morning by gently biting her head. Kitty wants to eat!

She has been known to sit staring at me while she licks her lips because she thinks the crackers/chips/etc that I am eating are treats because they come from a bag.

I’m forever greyed so no one will probably see this, but here :)