The NRA and the gun companies are winning, actually. They got people convinced Obama was gonna ban firearms - which he never really considered, ever.

Now they’re trying to convince you that you need their weapons to protect you from the weapons they produced. Basically, they’re playing the arms dealer middleman,…

The gun nuts are winning. Through violence and intimidation.

My friend and I have a theory: the more you post about your marriage/relationship, the less happy you are. Her sister in law posted about how much she loved her husband and their family the DAY BEFORE she filed for divorce. My SIL has filed for legal separation but posts pictures of her husband surrounded by hearts.

I bet he is livid that his step-daughters are more famous than him. Sure, he’s a squadrillionare artist but that Gigi is tearing shit up. He never had rabid fans and paps like that. And everybody loves Yolanda, which would be hard for an asshole to live with.

How did she not know this, though? Bold as hell in every other way, but melted when that sunburnt boil walked through the door.

YOLANDA, I’M A STRAIGHT WOMAN BUT PLEASE MARRY ME SO I CAN BASK FOREVER IN THE GOLDEN AURA EMINATING FROM YOUR LIFE/FRIDGE

To be fair, she looks like a tiny person next to her PHONE.

This is Terrorism and I would not be surprised if this garbage was born in the USA.

Same thing they did to Sinead O’Conner when she tried to expose the child abuse of the Catholic Church.

What is with her voice? For most of the video, she sounds like a mix of autotune and a sitar. I like her regular singing voice not this.

I love this woman. And I love every attempt that soooo many journalists make to paint her like a lunatic—- Which I have no idea why they do that??? Is it because she’s crazy fucking passionate about human rights? If I was in her position I’d be so burntout and just be like FUCK YOU and walk away.

Yeah, I’m kicking myself.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and suggest that Tila Tequila might have some sort of mental illness.

Kuarantine.

White people.

I’m in my mid-thirties, and I have finally found the hair/make-up look that works for me, and I know I look best in retro-style dresses that hit right below the knee and have defined waists and somewhat low cleavage. The more I’ve embraced this style the happier and sexier and more me I feel. So FUCK anyone who tells…

I never realized how strong her cockney was for some reason. The way she said “tattoo” made me nearly spit out my drink.

Wish me luck at our pre-Thanksgiving family dinner! My whole family, except my mom, are Teapublicans (that’s actually how they identify) and they’ve all seen the photos of me canvassing for Bernie Sanders.

That’s such a kind-spirited “prank”. I’m glad that everyone involved left it feeling good.

Not nearly as funny as the original Star Wars screen test with Kevin Spacey.