My mother agreed to let me have all the girls from my class to come to our house for the night. I think I was 10 or 11. That were about ten girls and only one adult. I was showing the girls who just arrived the basement when dryer girl was dared to go in to see if she would fit. She got in and closed the door. One…

I have had only one slumber party, and after that one my mom said never again. It was mainly because of the girl who put herself in the dryer...and the other girl who turned it on for a second. We all started screaming at her. The girl in the dryer was just fine.

Another major pet peeve with the Lifetime format: almost every challenge is SPONSORED by someone. I think that is the show’s ultimate undoing, unfortunately — I say this as a huge fan.

A-freakin-men! This was originally a show about talent and creativity, but now it’s a time management competition. I get that the competition requires some time constraints, but I think this last season really makes the case for bringing back the creative competition, as opposed to the race to the runway that it’s…

The View is allegedly trying to hire Gwyneth Paltrow. Let that sink in for a second

Can we cut the sympathy “poor mom of a disabled kid” bullshit? I’m already seeing it in the comments. Killing your child is not okay. This mother is no more sympathetic than a mother (or father!) who kills her able bodied child because of stress or whatever other reason.

Oh, shame on her! I have always liked Carey but this I cannot bear.

Simple people don’t read.

If you’re assuming any of them have actually read the book then you’re a better person than I am.

Why? Simple, people don't read.

But, like, pretttttty!

Why is everyone always having Gatsby-themed birthday parties and weddings? That book is about terrible people being terrible! All of Gatsby’s fabulous parties are just a cover for his miserable, lonely life built on a foundation of lies! It is not an aspirational tale!

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

gawd, he is so hot. was. was soooo hot. still is, who am I kidding?

People paint. People poop. People paint people pooping.

I agree. This seemed bratty to me rather than brilliant. It's not that horrible to make polite conversation with people you see maybe once a year. So what if great-aunt Josephine and third cousin Paul ask the same questions, just answer and move on, don't act like you're too good for a simple question.

describing Robin Thicke as "the human version of a white leather couch" just made my week. I like to think of him, along with Adam Levine and John Mayer, as part of this three-piece set:

I'm preparing myself for some backlash, but I agree with Korina's general comments, though she was a megabitch about it and could have handled things better (and not have attacked Char, because this was not her fault and that was totally uncool). I think the producers, the judges, or both are trying to justify the Tim…