I've lost my patience for people who are annoyed by pumpkin spice.

Seriously—some of those who are hating on the sandwich would die if they knew that it's also popular in other cities.

My best one has to be last year, when I was in my friend Dave's wedding (not his real name). The wedding itself went fine, except for when the lights flickered in the church during the vows and everyone freaked out and the bride's grandmother wanted to start the vows over.

If they were having sex, I would care no matter what color they were. That's not appropriate in a parking lot where people can see you. I found it hard to believe that anyone would report two people kissing, and what do you know, it sounds like it was more than that. If they were really having sex, that is not the…

I'm fully #TeamNoOne on this one.

Yeah, I don't actually think reproduction is a right. I think it falls somewhere in between a right and a privilege, and that the law should treat it as such. There should be very strict scrutiny applied (so, a case is given more careful consideration when race is at play, for example) when deciding whether or not to…

Lindy, I'm sure you won't see this because god knows if I were you I wouldn't wade into the comments section ever, but just know that I love you, love your work, and really credit you with explaining shit in really effective terms to me, someone who was very much a novice on everything when she started reading Jez.…

Um, did you just imply hippos are not graceful?

I absolutely cannot convince myself that her boyfriend is not French Stewart. No matter how many times I read about this Montana dude. My theory is that she'd have more fun with French Stewart.

How did she "hustle" to fame? Going out to parties with Paris Hilton? Signing up for a reality show? Promote some diet pills?

You're right. I'm sure that time she left her kid at home to be a paid escort for that dude was really demanding for her. But hey, at least she got a respectable amount of money for it. Oh wait...no she didn't.

She has no worth. Sorry. I hate the Kardashians.

I didn't mention the sex tape and it's irrelevant. But you cannot convince me that dressing up and doing elaborate makeup in order to pose for selfies that are then posted on Instagram is work. Just like the Wall ST sociopaths who crashed the economy are not "job creators." You can say it over and over but it still…

It's not rating her worth as a woman, it's just pointing out how absurd it is that a multi-millionaire woman (who's claim to fame is being born rich and a sex tape) is acting like she knows exactly what it's like to be a working mom, when really she has the option to work or not whereas so many women don't.

I'm more interested in whether Kim's nannies "have it all."

That's not what this is about, and you know it.

Celebrity women of the world really need to stop with this. I'm sure they have struggles I can't imagine but when people like Gwyneth or Kim start in on this it sounds as silly as if I'd say, "I totally understand it must be to deal with paparazzi because at my wedding I got tired of smiling for all of the photos."…

Between staged photo ops around Calabasas and jet setting all over the world, how DO the nannies keep up? Working real hard there, Kimmiekakes.

Kim Kardashian talking about "having it all" is just laughable. She's so out of touch with reality she has no idea what "having it all" actually means to the majority of people. (Specifically women)