Fun Fact: Any time you reference the worst type of scene from any movie, you can always find a screen shot from Armageddon to prove your point.

I had my grandfather and one of my best friends murdered in two different instances 14 years ago.

Watching Chip Kelly coach the Eagles this year has been like the scene in Zoolander when Derek says, “But why male models?”

The hockey does not have balls. The hockey has pucks. So you should have said:

You fail the course for not reading the first line.

He probably felt better after he ate a bowl of his favorite cereal.

The only time you ever hear somebody use “Browns” and “Super Bowl” in the same sentence is when they are talking about taking a poop.

Ok, the Eagles beat the Cowboys in OT. And have not won a game since. Against all teams under .500. Including 2 games at home. And have given up 5 TD passes is back-to-back weeks to a rookie and a guy that was benched earlier this season.

Gronkowski is expected to miss the Patriots next game as doctors feel he may re-aggravate the injury pulling in 7 catches for 164 yards and 3 TD’s against the Eagles defense.

Yea, they won 3 in a row, but it was over 4 years.

I am not surprised. The CFL actually has pretty long history of being rather open with sex talk.

The Giants didn’t win the Super Bowls last year. The Seahawks won. But the game was played in Giants’ Stadium. I can see how you are confused.

Yea. You can see by the map here that the Jets and Giants play near eachother.

No, I’m Tony.

It’s pretty obvious that the Patriots are dirty cheaters.

So what is your reason for acting like an idiot?

The Hawks retired Dikembe Mutombo’s number last night, and kicked off the festivities with this court projection.

And just last week he was named People’s Sexiest Man alive.

My problem with Cam Newton is that he is always trying to make himself look bigger.

a fun, close game between two of the league’s best teams