Don’t be embarrassed guy, shit happens, you did something stupid, move on. Just like your comment.

No worries, buddy.

No idea.

Hard to believe. But very few people are rational after being hit by a runaway golf cart.

He wasn’t driving the golf cart. He got picked up by the golf cart.

Not a GIF. But it still always makes me laugh

I lost on “their” once in 4th grade.

It’s a simple mistake. They meant to show this video of the Metrodome Implosion:

My cats sleep on top of my bag whenever I bring it upstairs.

Only Daybed It if you have one cat.

Be careful about using bleach when cleaning cat pee. Cat pee contains a high amount of ammonia. When it mixes with bleach, it can cause a dangerous toxic reaction.

My cat did the same thing to my hockey bag. Being that the urine was on hockey equipment, I didn’t notice the smell of cat urine until my first shift of the game.

But now we will never know the answer to “Your bench players: David Lee and Andre Iguodala, Marreese Speights, Shaun Livingston and Leandro Barbosa. They have all contributed to this run. Tell us a little more about that.”

You must not have read much beyond the legend of TR’s charge up San Juan Hill.

I did the same thing with a lemon meringue pie on the 5th of July once.

When I was 19, I was at a festival and the one food truck was serving curry fries. I had never even heard of curry fries. But the line was long, so I figured it was good. I waited about 10 minutes. I ordered my curry fries and they come out like a minute later.

Drunk as can be.

That was the joke.