wait, what did cousin Mike do to get punched like that out of nowhere???

and does that slit in her skirt resemble labia by design, or is that just a happy accident?!

and why are the black people not afforded chairs?!

Bud Light Cran-Brrr-Rita: when you want the kids at your next family party to sneak booze that looks like fruit juice, accept no substitutes!

if the above image is any indication, the Navy's NCIS division is in for a scandal of Tailhook proportions!

and I'm an Avid Vivisectionist!

I think they have a hell of a long way to go before reaching a Ren & Stimpy-esque level of surrealism, but yeah, the current batch are pretty good nonetheless.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION!

it's no Step Up 3D, that's for sure.

"um" what? I got a free trial subscription with my first DVD player some time around the turn of the millennium, and continued the subscription until they started slowing my service and "losing" discs in the mail because I was using the service more that was profitable for them. after that I went back to…

The Chick-Fil-A Yeah, That's It, Bend Over, Oh Boy, That's Nice, Now Tackle That Guy Bowl

actually, I heard it told that there's kind of an unofficial tradition that NYC will always elect a democrat, but that that democrat has to switch parties to appease the business community. there's this whole thing of a key endorsement from a conservative civic group or some shit.

from the wiki:

why tease us with three eps, and then leave us hangin' for almost a month right after the show finally started showing it's full potential? what is this, Fox?

Albany, Or smells like shit because of the paper plant. does Albany, NY have a paper plant too? and do they smell like shit because of it? or is there some other reason they smell like shit?

p.s., trouser dearth notwithstanding, that's a fine fresco. where is that?

"that's some fine print work there, son. in fact, it's almost *too* fine. why, if I didn't know any better I'd say this was done by a pantless man…"

eat more fil-a

com-uni-tee?

my NYR is to not drop unestablished acronyms on people without any explanation.