under no circumstances does the KFC Famous Bowl make sense.

The Chick-Fil-A No-Homo Bowl?

well that can't be helped, he's the director.

…low rates?

but first… the whores!

I've found that recovering/lapsed catholic girls absolutely love Superstar. so that line of reasoning means nothing to me! NOTHING!

I'll bargain you down to your father being the prostitute. deal?

be nice, do you have any idea what his mother had to do to put him through college?

I assume they have to pay a flat licensing for every movie and show currently available for streaming. that would seem to be a different model from what they pay for the disc service, and hence less available for streaming at a given time than the continually growing disc selection. there may also be logistics at…

more embarrassing than Netflix UK's anime selection is Netflix's UK anime selection.

if it's anything like last time, yes, they are adding about an equal number of things. so basically this is just them freshening up their selection for the new year, and everybody's panicking like they're about to cut their selection down to five or six movies and tv shows.

I kid, of course. your prostitute mother is a saint.

right after yours, I'm sure.

that's awfully generous of you to interpret that movie's terribleness as an attempt at satire rather than utter incompetence.

I guess we'll just have to agree-to-disagree-and-your-mother-is-a-prostitute on that point.

Dogma is awful, incredibly trite, and an agonizingly pseudo-intellectual take on it's subject. and I say this as a dyed int the wool atheist. it has nothing interesting to say about religion, and it says that nothing with excessively florid dialogue. in short, it is the Boondock Saints of religious satire movies.

I saw Gallipoli about 13 years ago (also thanks to netflix), and I don't remember a damn thing about it. it takes place in WWI, right? stars Mel Gibson? there, that's the extent of what I retained from Gallipoli.

Kevin Smith has made exactly four good movies: Clerks, Chasing Amy, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, and Clerks 2. there, I said it.

I dunno, Bad News Bears requires multiple rewatchings to catch all the subtlety and nuance woven into the film.

I ag[INSERT COMMERCIAL AT THIS RANDOM INTERVAL WITHOUT CONSULTING A HUMAN OPERATOR TO SEE IF IT'S CUTTING A LINE IN HALF]ree.